Worst Pick-Up Line EVER!!!

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Hello all, This is just for fun. Share the worst pick-up line that's been used on you, that you've heard, seen used, read about, or used yourself! The point is to have a good time and get a kick out of the absurdity of it all. I'll start with five fun ones. (We're also looking for the worst pick-up line ever...Together we can find it!)

1) Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes. 

2) Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams. 

3) Hello, Nice to meet you. My name is (your name here) but you can call me anytime.

4) Is your name Google? ...Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

5) This might be sudden and a little forward, but if I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

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Is your name Summer? 'cuz it's getting hot around here.

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Can you smell my bad breath? I'm thirsting for you.

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I was so drunk the other day that I said to a girl in a pub that I liked "Were your parents retarded because you sure are special?"

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hahahaha.  .Addicted2chess.
Maybe just don't use pick up lines, most of them are not good.

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"I'll be your Burger King and your be my Dairy Queen." 

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The best pick-up line: "Hi."

But since we're talking about the WORST pick-up line ......

 

"Are you looking for your partner? Because I'm right 'ere."

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Whats cookin' good lookin'?

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Would you like to have a corpse in your crypt?

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Is your dad a baker? Because you have really nice buns.

Hey, nice legs. What time do they open?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

Hi, I'm batman

Hey, what has 127 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Do I know you? No? Oh, it's just that you look a lot like my next girlfriend

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don't worry; I told santa I wanted you for christmas.

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