Would you rather?

First one: Would you rather eat a rat with rabies or a colony of termites?

I am pretty sure roast termites is edible in Asia

What da heck holy guacamole never going to Asia, I am.

I have one, which would you eat raw scorpion or raw tarantula

Scorpion cuz tarantulas are furries

IF the posion was removed though

Rat cause you can get treated for it after.

good thinking

The downside is if cooked thorough enough, it could potentially have parasites so I would go with termites

Good point

This is why you do your research

Literally

Me dum u smurt

Eat poison mushrooms or drink toilet water

I'll take the toilet water over poison mushrooms. At least toilet water ain't gonna kill me

That's debatable. Depends on who has gone in that toilet. And it depends if it is just plain water in the toilet or water after someone took a 💩

it depends. is the toilet recently flushed?

Exactly. There are much factors to consider.

Would you rather

Super speed or

Teleportation

Teleportation bc if someone were to ask you what things you would bring if you were to be stranded on a deserted island, u would say "nothing I just tp away" also you could go anywhere in the world at any time free of charge, not to mention getting home would be a breeze. Who even likes riding the bus home anyways? Sitting by a kid who is in kindergarten and all of a sudden he is yelling to his brother at the back of the bus, massive headache to deal with. Idk how the bus drivers can handle all of that.