I have a crush on Mr. Robert Andrei Shlyakhtenko because he is "nice, smart, and hot." I am also very underrated. Outside of chess, I am also the best. No one can compete with me at anything, such as English and Math, but especially grammar. I'm also good at origami because I made a paper lion, and you can't! HA! I'm better than you at everything. My bae Robert has said that I have "the eloquence of a turtle on stilts." I also know coding. I can hack anyone's account because I am just so good at it. My coach has also told me to stop playing people who are more than 300 points higher than I am because he doesn't want me to bruise egos.

Some ask me how do I know that I am the best? It is simple: my mom tells me every day. I know I will be world champion one day: I am super good. I would be over 2400 and an IM, but my opponents keep cheating. I would like to show you two of my games to show you how they keep cheating!

It's obvious that no one can beat me even if they try, so they have to use the engine. I am so good, you're never gonna be better than me. HA!

STOP STALKING ME.

Bye.

P.S. Join Ramuthe! We do all this great stuff like voting, daily tournaments, and are very active.

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