Do not make believe, just crushvbg.

If luton drops 3-2 on arsenal in 1988 what will you do against the bermudans? The last time the wc was in Zim we dropped 2007 wc blunder. Indo-Pak smh.

ICC americas is tuff:

Windies - Goated asl and kinda crazy. VIVA VIV RICHARDS. Also 4 world cups much?

USA - Kinda bad but made the comeback of the century, Pak scared of us now! TTYS 2048 is ours!

Canada - the Americas associate goat but sold hard, every Auty cup is clean sweep by the USA, also losing to Namibia in league two is crazzzzzzyyyyyy.

Bermuda - How can one team fall off soooo bad, like from actually qualifying to ODI world cups to losing to the cayman islands is crazy. Tuff luck lil bro.

Cayman Islands - GOATED MID-TIER ASSOCIATE, like what a great game they are playing (will never beat Canada or higher but at least they can beat bermuda). Would love to see what they do next SRQ/North American Cup.

Bahamas - I don’t like them, they rob my boys Argentina out of regional final. But they are good, I guess.

Argentina - Tough luck to these dudes, the strongest in south america by a country mile but the North American opposition is too strong, they will make regional finals one day T_T.

The rest: ALL HORRIBLE, the rest of Americas is sooo mid, Argentina is soooo much better than them that it is actually crazy. At least some fun (really low quality) tournaments are held for these countries.

HONORABLE MENTION(S): Cuba? Banned from ICC for wtv reason. Brazil? Great women’s team but sub-par on the men’s side at best.

ICC-EUROPE is tuff:

England - I mean inventors of the sport what are you gonna do, goated for sometime but are in steep decline, 2019 WC was their peak and they never recovered from that overconfident mentality.

Ireland - These dudes are technically second in Europe but let’s be honest, they are not FM quality. Netherlands and Scotland regularly bash the heads of these fellows in. 2026 might be better?

Netherlands - GOAT ASSOCIATE, not only the best associate in Europe but in the whole world. Tied for champ trophy but missing out on NRR is sad. Don’t let south Africa see these fellows or else they will cry.

Italy - Alright YEAH I SAID IT, Italy > Scotland. Absolute gem of a team this one, been consistently great and beat Scotland to qualify for the T20 World cup, might never qualify again but what a upset to get the Debut.

Scotland - Cool beans, beat USA too often for my liking and miss out on 2026 world cup (INSANE TOMFOOLERY), Losing to Italy and then JERSEY??? Not new Jersey, Scotland lost to old Jersey. Crazy all around but will lowk destroy everyone in SRQs next year.

Jersey - Challengers for the challenging position in the challenge league. Good team I give thumbs up, these guys never really fall off or get better they just get lucky Ig.

Denmark - Denmark loses to Guernsey but Idc. IDCCCCCC, Denmark is tuff. Easy win against PNG while Alei Nao smurfs? Sese Bau more like Jamarkhand Singhe. These guys will comeback they just got unreasonably unlucky against Jersey.

Guernsey - The goats of MID-MID-TIER european associates, but are TOOO LUCKY. STUPID NRR RACE ALLOWS THEM INTO THE REGIONAL FINAL WHEN FINLAND DESERVED IT MORE T_T.

Austria - They play a lot, like a lot, more than even the current world champions.

The Rest: Really high quality with a bunch of tournaments and games here, Honestly 3-4 of these teams could have replaced Austria if Austria didn’t play 500 games a year.

HONORABLE MENTION(S): Norway, I want to play for them one day. Germany? Masters of the fall off technique, from GQs to losing to Bahrain TTYS.

ACA is tuff:

South Africa - Undeniably better than the rest but are absolute minks when you ask them to play against an associate. Suck it up bro. They have the test mace which basically means they are good at winning snooze-fests.

Namibia - Idk say Zimbabwe is better all you want, but who qualified for 2024 world cup??? Good at t20 but all of their games are really boring. Have a soul (important) this team actually wants to win for the sake of winning and helping Namibia improve, not just for the thrill of the money. ALSO WORLD CLASS TALENT, SCHOLTZ AND ERASMUS MUCH?

Zimbabwe - They are the other FM ig, don’t do WTC, can’t qualify for T20 WC, and only make it to ODI CWC as hosts, smh. They hand out wins against full members like charity, Singapore, Uganda, and even freaking Kenya have beaten these fellows. I would say they used to be good but they were never good.

Uganda - Forever 4th best, les be fr tho, the greatest midtier associate rn. If these guys don’t get promoted I will actually crashout. Up them and up Lugogo, or down Lugogo cus ts is horrible pitch ngl.

Kenya - Where to even begin T_T, there is probably not a team with a worse fall off, from top 4 in CWC to not even qualifying for T20 WC, its been a long ride, maybe a spark from the central regions could bring em back but Idk.

Tanzania - Up and coming asf, all those little boys in U-19 make me proud. I wonder if I can coach these ngas. (They are so firmly in top 8 Idk if they will ever fall off).

Nigeria - The last team I acc care abt in this region, decent as always and a pretty nice cut above ghana and what not in west africa.

THE REST: Mid, Mid, Mid. They get a lot of games and host a bunch of shi, but they are a calm second place to the goats of africa.

HONORABLE MENTION: Mozambique, holy this team is a sleeper, wouldnt be suprised if they make regional finals one day, also organizing against eswatini, tell me you want a free win lmao.

ACC is tuff:

India - The big boys, technically the best team in the world rn but Aus and SA looking strong af. Also def top 1 in Asia, but all the fans know much too little abt cricket “OMA GAWD MS DHONI BIRTHDAY > italy qualifying for the WC”, shi pmo.

Pakistan - I don’t want to put them in #2 but I have to, T_T. Jeezus these guys rolled Afghanistan twice in a row and are now going into Asia-Cup with strong contention for the final, pls pls pls Sri lanka cuck ACC out of Indo-pak BO3.

Afghanistan - 3rd place my foot, these guys need to step up their game, they are the only team who I can confidently say winning by 100 runs is not good enough. Bowlers = good, Batters = decent, middle order = NON-EXISTENT. But still 2024 T20 WC semis soooo they pretty good.

Sri Lanka - The goats, I love this team sm, but they aren’t in their glory days, from 2 WCs to 4th in Asia is bs. Also what are yall doing? Why make Naagin Derby competitive, Bangbros are supposed to be easy win???

Bangladesh - Bangbros. (Kinda mid tbh, losing to UAE and winning against the Windies is hella confusing)

UAE - The associate, once challenged full members at their own game, but now have basically just become the designated host for the Asia cup (Bc pakistan and india can’t play eachother without a neutral venue). They narrowly missed out on the 2024 T20 WC to tomfoolery from Nepal but are still at the top!

Nepal - The most passionate associate, probably the only associate that loves cricket this much other than the Maldives, they just unlucky fr, missing out on Asia cup from a luck of HK.

Kuwait - WHATAT??? Kuwait??? Yes. Kuwait is goated rn, they are better than HK no diff and are easily sliding into the challenging position of the challenge league. If this team doesn’t qualify for the Asia cup one day I will be shocked.

Hong Kong - Ehh, they are good, Nizakat is goated asf, but FALLL OOOOFFFFF. So many of these associates had a golden generation in 2000-2015 but they fell off a cliff now, these guys get lucky over Nepal and call it skill. See you in SRQs next year lol.

Malaysia - GOOOD TEAM, they could honestly qualify for the world cup IMO, they got nice wins over HK and Kuwait, only reason I put them so low is because no challenge league T_T.

The Rest - Many, Many of these teams are good enough to break into the very important ranking of Najnuffa, but Malaysia has just pushed past them in such a extreme manner, these teams are good, much better than you and me, but are either the products of fall off or just not there yet.

HONORABLE MENTION(S): Mongolia?, where to start?? The only current cricket team that has played more than 10 matches and never won, not even ONCE?? Yes. Not even once. Uzbekistan? Pretty cool team, they have multiple leagues with multiple seasons, but keep delaying playing their first game to next year, I would like to see it cus Afghanistan is doing all the heavy lifting for central asia.

ICC-EAP is tuff:

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