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Guys, the title is  about you. happy.png

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DuckyDuckyGoosie

I have made proud you my Sensei. This time i took free queen. Low bow my Sensei for sharing your secret knowledge.

 

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You traded queens. You had the advantage before the trade. They didn't blunder and you then immediately took the queen.

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DuckyDuckyGoosie wrote:

You traded queens. You had the advantage before the trade. They didn't blunder and you then immediately took the queen.

Really? Thank you for your great analysis my sensei. The whole game i was sure i played queen up. No doubt I will become a gm soon.

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Omega_Doom wrote:

Please, mind you bushiness.

 

No, you can have him.

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DuckyDuckyGoosie wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:

Please, mind you bushiness.

 

No, you can have him.

 

You can excuse me, English is only my second language. But i admit this is hilarious,  i got it only now. happy.png

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First i didn't take free queen. Second i traded it. And finnaly i took free queen. DuckyDuckyGoosie i am improving extremely fast. Thanks my sensei, on the way to GM tittle.

 

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Omega_Doom wrote:
Wildekaart wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:

Please, mind you bushiness.

I am offended. I care a lot about my bush.

So take care of your Bush. It is more productive.

Guys, really? So we've moved from chess to manscaping?

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I care about Bush 🤟

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Oh God

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LegendarySpartan wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:
Wildekaart wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:

Please, mind you bushiness.

I am offended. I care a lot about my bush.

So take care of your Bush. It is more productive.

Guys, really? So we've moved from chess to manscaping?

 

It's important not to sweat down there if you are going to sit for hours over the board. I think everyone should follow this unwritten rule.

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IDK?

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DuckyDuckyGoosie wrote:
LegendarySpartan wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:
Wildekaart wrote:
Omega_Doom wrote:

Please, mind you bushiness.

I am offended. I care a lot about my bush.

So take care of your Bush. It is more productive.

Guys, really? So we've moved from chess to manscaping?

 

It's important not to sweat down there if you are going to sit for hours over the board. I think everyone should follow this unwritten rule.

Unless you're sitting on a seat-heater, no one's genitalia, if healthy would be sweating down there.

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Wouldn't that make you sweat more?

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Use your point, Duck-Goose thing. What I meant was, unless you are dumb and stupid enough to go sit on a seat-heater, or unless there's something very wrong with your genitalia, the only thing leaking out should be c** and nothing else. If you're somehow sweating down there like crazy without a seat-heater, go and get your genitalia checked.

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Seat heaters are usually in cars, I don't think that would be a good solution.

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DuckyDuckyGoosie wrote:

Seat heaters are usually in cars, I don't think that would be a good solution.

 

Did you even understand what I said? Or was my sentence structure too complicated for your duck brain to understand?

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To simplify it for you:

Unless there's something wrong with your peter or your vag, there's no reason for you to be sweating. If you are, go see a doctor because something may be very wrong. Unless you're a woman and wearing a 40cm long pad to play vigorous sports, that is.

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What makes you think I don't have a goose brain?

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I am back to where i was before 8 days break. DuckyDuckyGoosie your analysis not to get under  pin and take free queen helped. I should not underestimate analysis even if i am extremely rusty and it is 3 min game. Next time if i see I get under ping and do not take free queen i will ask you to help with analysis again. Thanks sensei. I have improved immensely! GM tittle is close.