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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#101
CRYYSIS wrote:

Stop quoting

 

Stop interrupting the flow of our important conversation.  

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#102
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
happypi314 wrote:

I think the most recent is @wollysock

rip.

 

Yeah... okay.

 

But we've moved on from that...  We're talking about getting hot babes by increasing our blitz Chess skill.  

 

My dream girl is someone like WFM Alexandra Botez... I think that she is smoking hot because she can play chess like a Boss and she's witty and cute too.  Damn, I'm even thinking of moving to New York if I can get a date with her.  Job & education be damned... it would be worth it.   

 

Hopefully, I'm not too young for her to consider but after being smitten and letting her win a couple of chess games, I think we could be on a first name basis soon.  Keeping my fingers crossed.  I need a wingman.  Yo Colby-Covington, if you're not going to keep playing blitz chess because you got shell shocked, how about being a wingman?  LOL.

Im already dating her bro.

 

I told you... she won't even consider you if you have a blitz chess rating below 2200+ on Chess.com 

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#103

2200+ is like a gold star on your resume with really intelligent girls who know how to play chess.  

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Legendary_Basilisk
Sep 13, 2020
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#104
The_Krieg wrote:
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
happypi314 wrote:

I think the most recent is @wollysock

rip.

 

Yeah... okay.

 

But we've moved on from that...  We're talking about getting hot babes by increasing our blitz Chess skill.  

 

My dream girl is someone like WFM Alexandra Botez... I think that she is smoking hot because she can play chess like a Boss and she's witty and cute too.  Damn, I'm even thinking of moving to New York if I can get a date with her.  Job & education be damned... it would be worth it.   

 

Hopefully, I'm not too young for her to consider but after being smitten and letting her win a couple of chess games, I think we could be on a first name basis soon.  Keeping my fingers crossed.  I need a wingman.  Yo Colby-Covington, if you're not going to keep playing blitz chess because you got shell shocked, how about being a wingman?  LOL.

Im already dating her bro.

 

I told you... she won't even consider you if you have a blitz chess rating below 2200+ on Chess.com 

Im 2100 fide, Im just terrible at blitz.

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#105

Do you think that a really hot girl who can play chess at a 2200+ level in blitz chess would want to be dating a guy who poses no challenge whatsoever...  nope.

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Elroch
Sep 13, 2020
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#106

It is well known that women are impressed by men being able to do it in 3 minutes.

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#107
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
happypi314 wrote:

I think the most recent is @wollysock

rip.

 

Yeah... okay.

 

But we've moved on from that...  We're talking about getting hot babes by increasing our blitz Chess skill.  

 

My dream girl is someone like WFM Alexandra Botez... I think that she is smoking hot because she can play chess like a Boss and she's witty and cute too.  Damn, I'm even thinking of moving to New York if I can get a date with her.  Job & education be damned... it would be worth it.   

 

Hopefully, I'm not too young for her to consider but after being smitten and letting her win a couple of chess games, I think we could be on a first name basis soon.  Keeping my fingers crossed.  I need a wingman.  Yo Colby-Covington, if you're not going to keep playing blitz chess because you got shell shocked, how about being a wingman?  LOL.

Im already dating her bro.

 

I told you... she won't even consider you if you have a blitz chess rating below 2200+ on Chess.com 

Im 2100 fide, Im just terrible at blitz.

 

 

That's too bad because really hot girls don't care about OTB or outside ratings.  They just want to see your blitz chess rating is above 2200+ on Chess.com and your bank account statement.  

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#108
Elroch wrote:

It is well known that women are impressed by men who can do it in 3 minutes.

 

Blitz Chess 3/0...  stay on topic.  This is an important discussion we're having here.

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#109

I thought that being 2100+ on Chess.com was a milestone, but good grief...  becoming 2200+ was a game changer.  

 

I get messages from girls from all around the world now wanting me to teach them chess.  It's amazing!  

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Dachshund
Sep 13, 2020
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#110
The_Krieg a écrit :
CRYYSIS wrote:

Stop quoting

 

Stop interrupting the flow of our important conversation.  

stop changing the subject

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Dachshund
Sep 13, 2020
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#111
HoudiniTAS a écrit :
The_Krieg a écrit :
CRYYSIS wrote:

Stop quoting

 

Stop interrupting the flow of our important conversation.  

stop changing the subject

both

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#112
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
Legendary_Basilisk wrote:
The_Krieg wrote:
happypi314 wrote:

I think the most recent is @wollysock

rip.

 

Yeah... okay.

 

But we've moved on from that...  We're talking about getting hot babes by increasing our blitz Chess skill.  

 

My dream girl is someone like WFM Alexandra Botez... I think that she is smoking hot because she can play chess like a Boss and she's witty and cute too.  Damn, I'm even thinking of moving to New York if I can get a date with her.  Job & education be damned... it would be worth it.   

 

Hopefully, I'm not too young for her to consider but after being smitten and letting her win a couple of chess games, I think we could be on a first name basis soon.  Keeping my fingers crossed.  I need a wingman.  Yo Colby-Covington, if you're not going to keep playing blitz chess because you got shell shocked, how about being a wingman?  LOL.

Im already dating her bro.

 

I told you... she won't even consider you if you have a blitz chess rating below 2200+ on Chess.com 

Im 2100 fide, Im just terrible at blitz.

 

 

That's too bad because really hot girls don't care about OTB or outside ratings.  They just want to see your blitz chess rating is above 2200+ on Chess.com and your bank account statement.  

For your information, if I were to play 5|0 I'd be 2200.

 

Yeah, but 5/0 blitz is for grandpas and everyone knows that...  the best play 3/0 blitz chess.  It is the ultimate medium for the best players because it takes skill to be that fast but you have enough time to think rather than bullet 1/0 chess where it is just known to be mindless bs...  (this is not my personal opinion but the opinion of the best chess players in the world). 

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Legendary_Basilisk
Sep 13, 2020
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#113
The_Krieg wrote:

I thought that being 2100+ on Chess.com was a milestone, but good grief...  becoming 2200+ was a game changer.  

 

I get messages from girls from all around the world now wanting me to teach them chess.  It's amazing!  

Same, as soon as I got to 2300 on l****** I got 100s of messages each day from girls wanting to learn chess.

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#114
HoudiniTAS wrote:
The_Krieg a écrit :
CRYYSIS wrote:

Stop quoting

 

Stop interrupting the flow of our important conversation.  

stop changing the subject

 

We're talking about Colby-Covington his disappearance from 3/0 blitz chess on Chess.com and how getting 2200+ rated in blitz chess gets you hot babes on Chess.com.  It's the most shocking account and gives closure to a lot of users online wondering what it's like to reach 2200+

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#115

All the hottest chess babes on Chess.com are playing 3/0 blitz chess.

 

If anyone disagrees with that, then go and check... I played WFM Alexandra Botez 2 games and they were both in 3/0 blitz chess (which I lost but it was worth it).  If I was playing 5/0 then I would not have been able to play one of my favorite chess females of all time.  That's a fact.  wink.png

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Legendary_Basilisk
Sep 13, 2020
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#116
The_Krieg wrote:

All the hottest chess babes on Chess.com are playing 3/0 blitz chess.

 

If anyone disagrees with that, then go and check... I played WFM Alexandra Botez 2 games and they were both in 3/0 blitz chess (which I lost but it was worth it).  If I was playing 5/0 then I would not have been able to play one of my favorite chess females of all time.  That's a fact. 

That's online though, otb she'd be playing 5/0.

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The_Krieg
Sep 13, 2020
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#117

Well, you're welcome OP, I have single handedly made your thread topic one of the hottest topics on Chess.com forums!  

 

Have a nice day Peeps! 

 

GM The_Krieg

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Oka1493
Sep 13, 2020
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#118

^^^

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fishyvishy
Sep 13, 2020
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#119

Looks like I will set records when I leave in a year or so. Never imagined. Just remember my handle if this question comes up.

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Oka1493
Sep 14, 2020
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#120

Woah