Any free coaches out there?

I understand time is money, and I normally wouldn't ask, but if any coaches on here see this would you offer me some lessons free of charge? i'm down on my luck financially right now, but i will do the homework and take everything to heart. i'm serious about improving as a player if you'll give me half a chance. 

You are your own best free coach.

You have a diamond membership.

You can go through your games afterward... thoroughly.

Look at this game:

I might be able to help depending on your availability. I work a lot and really only have time in the evening to coach. I have coached many others in the past and enjoy helping others. I normally charge $10 an hour but have helped others for free. My style of coaching is focused on aggressive game play with simplification principles. As a coach, I will offer a tailored study guide of what you will need to focus on to improve. This means homework. I am not a coach that just watches you play a game with some general commentary of what you did wrong. The method I use for coaching is basic off one of my many titled coaches I have use in the last 10 years.

you actually don't need a coach if you are an beginner , after intermediate one should think of it .

you can just use free recourses and grow till intermediate easily

I used to coach girls swimming but I got in some trouble I can't talk about here.

I can help if you don't mind me being creepy.