(Of course, the 18 or 19 was bait. Thanks for being the fish.)
Ha! You're right to a degree: transpositions are very important with flank openings, and one of the weaknesses of 1f4 is limited transpositional potential (too committal!). I mean, 1g3 is a horrible opening if you're not prepared for several transpositions. But the English and the Reti stand very well on their own--though you can avoid certain counter-strategies with e4/d4 transpositions, if you know and prefer them.
I tried to play f4 but the pawn slipped and ended up on f3 - so for me f4 is not playable.
LOL, I did this once and eeked out the win...though I think my opponent was too baffled to really take advantage.