The Bongcloud Attack is the best
Best named openings
There is one that preuss named for one of our members. It is a pawn gambit that if accepted gains black a bishop.
He called it the Flying Monkey Counter.
Kangaroo
Lasker-Dunne (just because it has my last name in it! =))
Your last name is lasker?

Kangaroo
Lasker-Dunne (just because it has my last name in it! =))
Your last name is lasker?
no its dunne =)
None of these are any good but
Drunken knight opening
Elephant's gambit
Orangutange
Hillbilly attack
There are some openings I just love the names of.
KGD: Mafia Defence
Bayonet Attack
The Elephant
Fried Liver Attack
What are your favorite names of openings?