The first is the Veresov, which is actually quite tricky (the one time I got it played against me OTB I got blown off the board). The normal line is 1.d4 d5 2.Nc3 Nf6 3.Bg5 Nbd7, but I don't think Black gets more than equality, if he can reach that. White hopes to play f3 and e4, sometimes but not always involving a gambit.
In the second I always played 2...Nc6 3.Bc4 g6. Who knows whether that is "best" -- in most of those games that doesn't really matter.
Here's a couple noob openings that I come up across. I'm wondering which lines get the biggest advantage.