Black
That's a bunch of bull!
First off, all openings feature a player on the White side and a player on the Black side.
If you are playing Black, and are looking for a classical opening, answer 1.e4 with 1...e5 and 1.d4 with 1...d5. These will lead to classical openings like the Slav, QGD, QGA, Ruy Lopez, Italian Game, Scotch, Petroff, etc.
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