Creating my own opening?

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Ultra Bong Cloud opening (DESRESPECKT)

Ultra Bong Cloud results in Checkmate in 10

Erty Trap

King's Attack (AT THE END THEY NEED TO SAC THE ROOK)

They don't need to sac anything, you can play 14.Qh5 mate.

Be openinig

Slav Defense, Exchange Variation, King's Pawn Gambit

Hippopotamus Defense with 1. d4

Queen Pawn's Opening, Anti-London Gambit, Fools' Mate Countergambit

Queen's Flank Opening

Bird's Opening, Dutch Variation, William's Gambit Declined, Reversed Three Knights Game (I have no idea what that is)

P.S. I am DLamsha's main account, I was using that one at school.

Réti Opening, No Opening Variation

King's Farm Defece: French Vartion, Main Line

lichess says that this is not named yet

if you want to get your own name on an opening, you should become a grandmaster and play one of the custom openings here a lot in a turnement.

After 1) Nc3 - then a reply of d5 might be better than c6 - even though c6 is a very solid move.

Here's a modified variation of this opening.

Ok I overdid it.