... no
Endgames

I only play chess for the endgame.
Want to have an endgame correspondence chess batte?

Endgames or middlegames? What kind of endgames? Here's a well played rook endgame from Survival Guide to Rook Endings:

White wins because black has to deal with the passed monster, whereas white can just pick off the remaining pawns with the gained time.

This is a well known troll. He is a "krazee buggy eyed snail" in the words of one forum contributor, TGL
Let's discuss some middlegame stuff!