EXTREMELY BIASED openings compass

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assassin3752
royalknight101 wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
DaBabysBurner wrote:
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

french defense exchange is basically my nightmare. Possibly the only opening more boring then the london.

as hikaru once said "come on dont play the london, be a man!"

yes which is basically advocating to play Colle instead

no he is saying to stop playing garbage openings and go for the win, your just being lazy as white which he implies

"stop playing garbage openings" = Start playing Colle

no it means play the KID, or anything extremely crazy than the boring dry london

if you ever play the london, then spice things up with g4 and then followed by h4. So basically a kingside attack

sndeww

You have no basis for a kingside attack in the London.

assassin3752

then how do you complicate things up in the london?

DasBurner

you dont lol

assassin3752
royalknight101 wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then how do you complicate things up in the london?

just draw pretty much if white decides to be lazy

oh 

hvenki

did you just rank my man fred at lowest tier

sndeww

yes but it's high tier funny

mrfreezyiceboy
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then how do you complicate things up in the london?

only way white can complicate things in the london is by playing dumb aggressive-looking pawn moves but then hang mate in 1

assassin3752
mrfreezyiceboy wrote:
darkbrah7654 wrote:

then how do you complicate things up in the london?

only way white can complicate things in the london is by playing dumb aggressive-looking pawn moves but then hang mate in 1

sounds like you xD 

assassin3752

i swear nice anime looking boys are so hard to find these days

wollyhood

B1Z where whould you put the Urusov?

xXHazzaBXx

I would say that pretty much any variation of the french defence is boring, whether it's exchange, advance or two knights. And I'm not saying this because I'm English, honest.

 

I usually like to play orthoschnapp  gambit against the french because it gets much more spicy and people who play the french are usually unprepared against this gambit. It also helps that chess.com falslly labels it as one of the many the steinitz variations of the French

DasBurner
xXHazzaBXx wrote:

I would say that pretty much any variation of the french defence is boring, whether it's exchange, advance or two knights. And I'm not saying this because I'm English, honest.

 

I usually like to play orthoschnapp  gambit against the french because it gets much more spicy and people who play the french are usually unprepared against this gambit. It also helps that chess.com falslly labels it as one of the many the steinitz variations of the French

Ever seen the Winawer?

Ziggy_Zugzwang

Nice montage, but the English flag is the cross of St George not the Union Flag(Jack) which is the flag of the UK.

DiscipleOfKeres

You put the scotch in the bad and  not creative quadrant, while putting najdorf in the top left quarter with Kasparov. Kasparov practically brought the scotch back from the dead, and the opening is as much as a theoretical nightmare as sicilian lines.

sndeww
melvinbluestone wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

At this point playing the bongcloud is not only like beating a dead horse, you  also douse it in nitrogen, freeze it in a tank, transport it to the nearest volcano via helicopter, throw the tank in the volcano, and film all of that and upload The video to YouTube.

     I think that's how they killed The Blob.

Goosebumps!?

sndeww
DiscipleOfKeres wrote:

You put the scotch in the bad and  not creative quadrant, while putting najdorf in the top left quarter with Kasparov. Kasparov practically brought the scotch back from the dead, and the opening is as much as a theoretical nightmare as sicilian lines.

I said it was going to be extremely biased :)

sndeww
Ziggy_Zugzwang wrote:

Nice montage, but the English flag is the cross of St George not the Union Flag(Jack) which is the flag of the UK.

Yeah I know that but I didn’t make the pictures for the tier list, otherwise I would have most certainly included the Nimzowitsch defense.

assassin3752
B1ZMARK wrote:
melvinbluestone wrote:
B1ZMARK wrote:

At this point playing the bongcloud is not only like beating a dead horse, you  also douse it in nitrogen, freeze it in a tank, transport it to the nearest volcano via helicopter, throw the tank in the volcano, and film all of that and upload The video to YouTube.

     I think that's how they killed The Blob.

Goosebumps!?

hmm i think so

Ilampozhil25

how is scandi worse than fools mate and less creative