EXTREMELY BIASED openings compass

This openings comparison thingy is one of the dumbest things one can make about chess.

yeah fools mate by definition is in the bottom row

(by white)

Then don't play French

I saw some horror movie one time and some hideous girl came out of the TV into my living room

You forgot one. The toilet gambit

It is right where it belongs

Lol wish it was

lol all of the openings I play are in the bad & uncreative quadrant

bruh rip

That’s a very hard to navigate compass.

Kings indian defense in uncreative?

If everybody plays it then at some point it goes from a novel opening to uncreative

That is a very narrow and stupid way of looking at things. You're still playing your own game, and most often have to come up with your own ideas. While I would agree with some openings like the exchange french being uncreative in most cases, the KID definitely doesn't belong in that category. Most of the gambits you put over in fun aren't too creative, you mostly just throw all your pieces in and hope for the best.

fun doesn't mean good, and the entire point of this post was to be extreme and unreasonable :) 

a chess related troll post if you would.

I do get that, but my point still stands

Yes I get your point too, that you still play your own game, your ideas, moves, are your own. 

But I never really liked playing what other people played, because you'd have to go further into the game to start having some fun.

bruh literally says extremely biased in the title tho so im not a schrodinger's douchebag

There are some people (and by that I mean at least a million) who don't know what a "troll post" is.

on behalf of overly serious people with aspergers i'd just like to say XP

and will try and remember to take your posts with more Na.