Funny openings contest.

  • #1

    Who can make the funniest opening?Heres mine

    The Rubicon attack/defence(F00)

  • #2

    :D

    I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...

  • #3
    the_cheradenine wrote:

    :D

    I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...


     can u share one?

  • #4

    Vs a weak player it's funny to throw this out in blitz because they don't know how to attack or open lines or anything Smile

  • #5

    gladly, but it was a long time ago (I have played hundreds of games since) - and since I'm not a premium member, I can't browse through my games easily - so there is no way for me to search for them.

    I can tell you the general idea, though, just push those central pawns (once all the pieces are actively placed) - open up the center - and rely on tactics. lol... sounds easy, but it hasn't really been all that easy in every game.

  • #6

    Zukertot opening: Drunken Knights

  • #7

  • #8

    Actually a very good attack/defense, but you need to get your opponent drunk and play for him/her.
  • #9

    The Fort Sumnter Attack

  • #10

    lost on time!

  • #11

    You Need to give a name otherwhise you shall be ignored

  • #12
  • #13

    Cabbage Opening:

    Garbage Opening:

  • #14

    Creepy Crawly Formation

  • #15

    Bereniliee opening

  • #16

    Ceeabbaff attack

    Roundta attack
    Wave attack
    Pseudo-wave attack
  • #17

    CadBeffArkAgb opening

  • #18

     The incorrect opening

     

  • #19

    Ridiculous Mirrored Pawn Opening (T73-T76)

    This has appeared in Jacob Stupid vs. Stupid Jacobs, 1-0.

    H45-55 and Q37-49 are other ECO codes 4 RIDICULOUS MIRRORED PAWN OPENING (PWN)

  • #20

    The KQ castle attack:



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