I have to second what Rooperi said, try the Budapest. It's what I use and it's a lot of fun. It's not unsound either, GM Mamedyarov uses it at the top levels. The Fajarowicz variation is bad, but the standard Budapest is good and gives you the initiative. At club level the initiative counts for a lot more too since people aren't skilled at defending.
No, just don't. Budapest is the stupidest opening ever, and the most boring. For both sides. Black gives up the bishop pair for absolutely nothing. Black has no plan at all in the Budapest, other than "uh, let's hope that white gets so bored that he offers a draw".
michael basman is the guy to worship if you want wacky stuff.
I wanted to try it out against computer hard but... got 1.d4 instead so I played the Dutch. It even tried being clever playing 2.Bf4 making 2...g6 seem bad, but I preventing his plan with 2...d6, which I'd play anyway.