how does carlsen win every game do you know the answer

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Hopey546

I dont

Mauve26

neither do I

csalami

Carlsen doesn't win every game.

ponz111

csalami is correct. Carlsen doesn't win every game.

Iluvsmetuna

Sometimes he agrees a draw so he can go to the toilet.

MSteen
braddepp wrote:

but if he's world champion why doesn't he win every game?

Because he's world champion, not god.

Iluvsmetuna

God doesn't even play chess.

Indirect
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

How do you know that?

Iluvsmetuna

A little bird told me.

Hopey546
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

Sometimes he agrees a draw so he can go to the toilet.

lolol

Hopey546
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

A little bird told me.

birds dont talk

Hopey546
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

how do you know that

Hopey546
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

Sometimes he agrees a draw so he can go to the toilet.

how do you know that

Iluvsmetuna

Because he drinks tons of orange squash and he has to stop his bladder from going mental.

Hopey546
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

Because he drinks tons of orange squash and he has to stop his bladder from going mental.

wo 

AngeloPardi
Indirect wrote:
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

How do you know that?

God only plays perfect chess. Perfect chess is a draw, so God only draws.

Indirect
AngeloPardi wrote:
Indirect wrote:
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

How do you know that?

God only plays perfect chess. Perfect chess is a draw, so God only draws.

How are you sure perfect chess is a draw? Maybe it's a forced mate for white after x moves.

AngeloPardi
Indirect wrote:
AngeloPardi wrote:
Indirect wrote:
Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

How do you know that?

God only plays perfect chess. Perfect chess is a draw, so God only draws.

How are you sure perfect chess is a draw? Maybe it's a forced mate for white after x moves.

I'm not sure, but it is the general opinion of top chess players, so I would probably trust them. Besides, when considering the topic of God and chess, I think I'm allowed a bit of scientific approximation. 

Iluvsmetuna

You can sit down at a board to play God.

Don't hold your breath though.

Hopey546

AngeloPardi wrote:

Indirect wrote:

AngeloPardi wrote:

Indirect wrote:

Iluvsmetuna wrote:

God doesn't even play chess.

How do you know that?

God only plays perfect chess. Perfect chess is a draw, so God only draws.

How are you sure perfect chess is a draw? Maybe it's a forced mate for white after x moves.

I'm not sure, but it is the general opinion of top chess players, so I would probably trust them. Besides, when considering the topic of God and chess, I think I'm allowed a bit of scientific approximation. 

God plqys chess and he can beat any comp wait the comps are impossible to beat so it might be a draw hmm anyone think im right