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I think that it would be more mature to use higher level language alternatives tather than "colorful metaphors".
I think somebody is just having a few bad days.
And so one Sunday afternoon young Kevin finds the bottle of Mateus hiding in his dad's closet...
When I was in high school we used to think Mateus was da bomb!
(no doubt due to the shape of the bottle)