? I have no clue what you're talking about...
Is anything better for me than the Parham?

maybe the King doesnt take, maybe the Queen takes, you forgot that it is on e7, and no I have the Bishop pair, and you have a weak structure, and My knight can hop to c4 any time It needs to.

Whoever plays the Parham attack as white, and the Paris Hilton defence as black, is poised to be the next World Champion.
FYI the Paris Hilton defence goes 1.e4 Nd6! and Black already has a big advantage.
A world champion needs a surprise secondary opening as well. The Jerome Gambit would be an obvious choice for success. It has already been proven by theory to lead to an overwelming attack.
Well, there are so many problems with your analysis i cant adress them all, but i will adress the biggest one. 14. nxf6 wins a damn piece. You are dumb as hell.

Can we get some analysis here from somebody who knows what they're doing? Everyone of you criticizes this, but all the boards you show lose material for black.

Not really, the fianchetto position is quite safe for black even if the kinside is opened up, white is behind in development and white has less space. White has no attacking set up on the kingside, and any attacking chances are doomed to fail. My engine says this is about equal but any human player would prefer black.
And with the d5 break instead of developing moves like Bg4 my engine says black is better than -1
after Nc3 you play c6 preparing d5 and black should have a good game
of course the N on c3 will make the plan take some time, but black is not under attack by any means.