Let's Play: Rank the Bad Opening!

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I'll have to think about it. For sure, the Albin has downticked and the Budapest has upticked since I started, I just don't know how far.

And if you assume the Parham is more or less equal, then it's clearly superior to anything which "jumps off a cliff", to use @Irontiger's terminology.

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Yes, that was a beautiful remark of Irontiger! LOL.

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I'm not up-to-date on my Parham theory... but I believe the Traxler is currently surviving, in a theoretical sense. One downside of the Traxler is that white can force a draw if he wants, but I don't know how bad an issue that is...

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There have been countless threads on the worst openings. I liked this thread originally because it was a discussion of just a few openings. Damiano's Opening is bad. Yeah. We get it.

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kooltigger wrote:
 

How to save the queen ? Well, Black cannot take it without developing all his queenside first, which leaves a good deal of time to White to find a way out. And preventing Bc1-g5xf6 will consume one more tempo from Black.

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How Black can win this possition?

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I would be interested, cervinoyo : what subtle connection do you see between the position you ask us to analyse (BTW, it's obvious, see #81), and the topic ? Just to know...

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macer75 wrote:

Worst opening for white is definitely Fool's mate. Worst opening for black is 4 move checkmate.


Untrue. Black can get mated in 3 in a line analogous to the Fool's. 1. e4, g5; 2. e5. f6???; 3. Qh5# is how it went in a short game I played against the kid next door many years ago.

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C'mon you guys, the Englund almost wins a bishop by force at my level

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@melvinbluestone I like your idea for a new forum topic title.

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Bluebird, the reason I say icelandic is terrible because as a Scanadinavian player, no one has ever accepted the sac so I've been forced to play en exchange french which is the most boring crap ever. Hence nowadays I just go c6 and transpose into a caro-kann. Atleast that way I can still play chess without making it risk-free for white. I thought we're talking about otb openings not blitz openings. I've played 1. g5 and won before, that doesn't make it good.

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It's kind of sad that I had to look half of those up but from worst to best:

1st Traxler - Bxf7 Free pawn for nothing and then some.

Tied for 2nd Halloween/Cochrane, free peice for not all that much, but at least theres some complications involved.

3rd Englund - Free pawn for nothing.

4th Parham - A sad way to waste your white peices.

Tied for 5th Albin/Budapest, both with dubious reputation but are legit enough as a surprize weapon and have won some top level games.

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i dont know the parham and the cochrane doesnt look too promising to me, but i think the traxler is one cool opening. Well i havent studied and you are the master, but still something in me refuses to believe that its like that, the traxler is way to cool to be bad....

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and yeah the albins countergambit it might be bad i dont know, but its fun if white plays badly you look like a genius. 

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also not all bad openings are so bad, just look at the gm who played the damiano defense against fischer and managed a draw (unless ofc that video on youtube was faked and it never happened)

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i mean so bad that they are absolutly not playable

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TetsuoShima wrote:

and yeah the albins countergambit it might be bad i dont know, but its fun if white plays badly you look like a genius. 

This is exactly the reason of all the openings mentioned, and also the reason why you should not play them.

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but i dont think albins countergambit is that easy to refute. 

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but anyway even if it is, i just like the crazyness of it, even if its bad it is at least somehow very imaginativ in my opinion.