I've been playing that for a couple of years. You should stick to "potential ratings", it's funnier
Lighting Opening

lol! Do you use this offensive or defensively though? I know its a decent setup but I feel as if I could use it better!

it looks like the closed Giuoco with the Bishop stuck behind the pawns.
What's the point?
Does it matter what Black plays?

I thought you called it the "lightening opening" because white makes five moves before black makes it's first.

it looks like the closed Giuoco with the Bishop stuck behind the pawns.
What's the point?
Does it matter what Black plays?
I wait to see if black plays c5, before I commit to e4. If black plays c5, I play g3, Bg2 and 0-0. The opening usually goes to a better endgame for me.

I thought you called it the "lightening opening" because white makes five moves before black makes it's first.

Close - it's the King's Indian Bongcloud; the pawns form a sort of hookah pipe, which entices the king to step into the middle of the board and create all those hazy complications beloved to Bongcloud players.

it looks like the closed Giuoco with the Bishop stuck behind the pawns.
What's the point?
Does it matter what Black plays?
I wait to see if black plays c5, before I commit to e4. If black plays c5, I play g3, Bg2 and 0-0. The opening usually goes to a better endgame for me.
But if Black starts with 1...e5? The setup looks numb then. It pretty much forces White to fianchetto the KB.

Close - it's the King's Indian Bongcloud; the pawns form a sort of hookah pipe, which entices the king to step into the middle of the board and create all those hazy complications beloved to Bongcloud players.
Hmmm... I don't see the hookah pipe yet...let me take another hit!

it looks like the closed Giuoco with the Bishop stuck behind the pawns.
What's the point?
Does it matter what Black plays?
I wait to see if black plays c5, before I commit to e4. If black plays c5, I play g3, Bg2 and 0-0. The opening usually goes to a better endgame for me.
But if Black starts with 1...e5? The setup looks numb then. It pretty much forces White to fianchetto the KB.
My first move for the set-up, is Nf3, therefore no 1...e5.

Looks like a quiet version of the Ponziani where White pushes the pawn to d3 instead of d4.
I agree but it would help to see the positioning of the other player. I think that an opening always revolves around the moves of the opponent. You can't really just show one side and not the other.
An opening I came up with. Or does it already exists? It works ok for me test it and see how it works for you! Tell how it does too!