Recommend an opening that immediately turns the opponents defense obsolete.


The only way you are guaranteed a win is if your opponent makes at least one move and then falls over and collapses (i.e. Emory Tate, who had a fatal heart attack during a game). I wouldn't try to plot such a thing if I were you - you see what happened to that stupid woman who tried to use Mercury to poison her arch nemesis a couple of years ago. She is permanently banned from FIDE, and likely the Russian Chess Federation as well.
So I think your only answer is quit goofing around here, get out a board and pieces, and make better use of your time actually studying and getting better that way!

I believe that the answer to your dilemma is in your post. The plan works fine, it's the blunder that caused the issue.
As an example: the Queens Gambit has been played since the beginning of modern chess by children and grandmasters alike. Concentrate on correcting the blunders and you might enjoy the openings you already play more.

The only way you are guaranteed a win is if your opponent makes at least one move and then falls over and collapses (i.e. Emory Tate, who had a fatal heart attack during a game). I wouldn't try to plot such a thing if I were you - you see what happened to that stupid woman who tried to use Mercury to poison her arch nemesis a couple of years ago. She is permanently banned from FIDE, and likely the Russian Chess Federation as well.
I think i'd rather take the loss! 🤣 That news story was the most incredible thing i've ever read regarding chess. It reminded me of the episode of Columbo where the chess player kills his arch nemesis by pushing him in the garbage disposal machine!

