Recommend an opening that immediately turns the opponents defense obsolete.

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Concorde711
I play a lot of openings like the Vienna, London, Queens gambit, etc. But they don’t always go the way I want it to(just like literally everything else) and the entire plan backfires after a stupid blunder. This is mostly my mistake but can anyone recommend an insanely powerful opening that might need a bit of careful studying to master but in the end is guaranteed a win?
Terminated800

There is no opening like that, otherwise everyone would use it

killer-king2025

Get like

ThrillerFan

The only way you are guaranteed a win is if your opponent makes at least one move and then falls over and collapses (i.e. Emory Tate, who had a fatal heart attack during a game). I wouldn't try to plot such a thing if I were you - you see what happened to that stupid woman who tried to use Mercury to poison her arch nemesis a couple of years ago. She is permanently banned from FIDE, and likely the Russian Chess Federation as well.

So I think your only answer is quit goofing around here, get out a board and pieces, and make better use of your time actually studying and getting better that way!

chessterd5
Concorde711 wrote:
I play a lot of openings like the Vienna, London, Queens gambit, etc. But they don’t always go the way I want it to(just like literally everything else) and the entire plan backfires after a stupid blunder. This is mostly my mistake but can anyone recommend an insanely powerful opening that might need a bit of careful studying to master but in the end is guaranteed a win?

I believe that the answer to your dilemma is in your post. The plan works fine, it's the blunder that caused the issue.

As an example: the Queens Gambit has been played since the beginning of modern chess by children and grandmasters alike. Concentrate on correcting the blunders and you might enjoy the openings you already play more.

Hippo-Holmes
ThrillerFan wrote:

The only way you are guaranteed a win is if your opponent makes at least one move and then falls over and collapses (i.e. Emory Tate, who had a fatal heart attack during a game). I wouldn't try to plot such a thing if I were you - you see what happened to that stupid woman who tried to use Mercury to poison her arch nemesis a couple of years ago. She is permanently banned from FIDE, and likely the Russian Chess Federation as well.

I think i'd rather take the loss! 🤣 That news story was the most incredible thing i've ever read regarding chess. It reminded me of the episode of Columbo where the chess player kills his arch nemesis by pushing him in the garbage disposal machine!

Concorde711
@ThrillerFan Pretty straightforward dude! Thanks for the advice
crazedrat1000
To achieve your goals you’d just want to get out of book early, preferably in a sharp and radically different way. The it’s just a matter of you m owing your lines, you can’t win without knowing what you’re doing and playing precisely. But for diverging early - as white… the polish is one option. I like the van geet, trompowsky, glek, jobava as well. There are also many unnamed lines which remain good - white can do a lot if you’re willing to play equal positions.
crazedrat1000
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Hadescourt

meitner mieses gambit is hopeless for black they have to sack the queen and maybe a rook to get out of it alive and it's killer if you get it on the board it's an extension of the Vienna max Lange defense but every piece of the Vienna is good