U guys have great potential to write a book filled with bizzare poem/stories which makes almost no sense....
Bobby Fischer
was a wizard.
Vivisected
Spassky's gizzard.
Wins the title,
then goes bonkers.
Fischer bails out,
Karpov conquers.
Sicilian is best
U are wrong iron steam, everyone should play the najdorf Sicilian because every other opening is boring and dull and played on auto pilot 😂😂
Exactly. Najdorf elite reigns supreme. All other chess players cower in the shadow, grasping for dregs of glory that seep from the chiseled bodies of Sicilian Najdorf players.
Hey what about Sveshnikov????
The Cult of Caro grovel in the mud... a sorry sight. Cast aside and plagued by Rozmanism. Their light snuffed out.
They call up to the mountain of bones, of the one whose very name causes insanity... chilling dread... "Najdorf..." ...all shiver...
"Hast thou not quenched thy bloodthirst? Hast thou not powdered enough bone under foot?"
"...Nay"
This is opening-cist! The Caro is a good opening!
They march, endlessly. They do not tire. No longer men, but shallow husks.
They repeat their mantra "Step 1: Liberate the bishop. Step 2: Complete the pawn pyramid."
Those who scavenge in the dirt, void of light, are easily sucked in, with the temptation of quick blood. Soon they will don the same robe.
Like zombies, they chant, "London. London. London. London. London."
Samuel do you know it’s better to delay your c pawn movement in the london because c4 can sometimes be played? The london isn’t just some thing where people try to complete a triangle formation as fast as possible
They march, endlessly. They do not tire. No longer men, but shallow husks.
They repeat their mantra "Step 1: Liberate the bishop. Step 2: Complete the pawn pyramid."
Those who scavenge in the dirt, void of light, are easily sucked in, with the temptation of quick blood. Soon they will don the same robe.
Like zombies, they chant, "London. London. London. London. London."
Samuel do you know it’s better to delay your c pawn movement in the london because c4 can sometimes be played? The london isn’t just some thing where people try to complete a triangle formation as fast as possible
Says you fr. You play 5 rapid games a day, spend your time on chess.com opening forums ( ok fine I do too ), and have no life in general.
Frogs are known for being intellectual. We’re not geeks, just smarter than you smh 🤦♂️
if frogs are known for being intellectuals, then you must be an imposter
I'd rather play the French than the Silican, but they both work.
if frogs are known for being intellectuals, then you must be an imposter
The intellectual abilities of a frog are incomprehensible to your puny mind
Says you fr. You play 5 rapid games a day, spend your time on chess.com opening forums ( ok fine I do too ), and have no life in general.
Frogs are known for being intellectual. We’re not geeks, just smarter than you smh 🤦♂️
bruh
this is called: personal attack
disregarding their argument
which is true
many times when the london is taught c4 Nc3 is ignored
what bruh I didn’t disregard anything. Look at the previous comment. Sea turtle didn’t even make a statement, just a nerd gif smh
Oh great lord Samuel back me up here
Meanwhile, deep in Siberia 4 players who have not seen civilization since the 70s still play najdorfs dragons,sveshnikovs, and spanish games:
a reporter came to them, asking:
¨What have you guys been doing all this time¨
them: ¨we have been playing chess since Fischer gave up his title¨
reporter: ¨have you guys heard of the london system? colle? or even the 4 knights italian?¨
them ¨no... what the hell is that...¨
4 knights Italian isn’t popular
¨hEhEEheHeehEE, this dummy really thinks he can play the sicilian agianst me!?¨
¨Its time to punish him in the most annoying, boring way possible! The Bowdler!!!¨
Exactly
You all talk big game against the london till you find a Banzea’s London superfan
Sicilian vs French is like Motel v Hotel, they are one and the same thing and essentially transpose into each other :
i gotta bump this to keep the comedy coming