Freaking hilarious. I have never laughed this hard
The Opening I Invented
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Foridejack wrote:
Freaking hilarious. I have never laughed this hard
Then I guess you've never seen my "invinted a new opening" thread?
The "invinted" series is pretty funny too.
I can't believe the number of goofballs that think any 3 random moves is a "system" or that a trap invented in 1490 should be named after them.
Actually this opening was invented by Siddhartha, an Indian GM,
back in 540 BCE. It was formally called the Buddha Gambit and he became enlightened after winning the game. This gambit was lost for close to 2553 years until the UnMaster became enlightned too. Siddhartha was rated 2903 but it is lost to history.
Master Po is very wise
How come you did not use this opening in our game
Ulfhednar1234, You woke up a 3 yr old post to comment seriously on something that was clearly a joke? Are you stupid?
Ahh... it's always nice when somebody bumps a thread that I commented on years ago, and I get to see my old comments.
Ulfhednar1234, in your own photo you posted, read the bottom post. "The joke". Just because someone else fell for this doesn't prove you're not stupid. It just means you both are.
Aug 7, 2017
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puddyporridge wrote:
It's called 16 pawns opening!
Crazy,isn't it?
Also, never trust crazy openings like this. They have lots of surprises!
Aug 7, 2017
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This is called the French Gambit.
It's the opening's classical checkmate.
Ulfhednar1234, if you have to tell people you're powerful you're not powerful. If you have to tell people you're smart...
Well, with and IQ of 146 I think you can figure out what I'm saying.
Well, with and IQ of 146 I think you can figure out what I'm saying.
So take a look at my opening: 1.f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4# seems like I found out chess is winning for black.
So take a look at my opening: 1.f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4# seems like I found out chess is winning for black.
This squabbling is unbecoming of chess pioneers like ourselves.