Opening battles are fun:
White plays d4 cause he doesn't want to play some wonky sicilian line. Black doesn't want to get a glacier race with d5 and the QG so he angles Indian (Nf6) follows with e6 and White says, I hate the Nimzo but the Queen works for me plays Nf3 and Black says, AAgh, I don't have time to sit through 30 moves of manuvering in the QID, screw it lets toss out a ringer and plays c5 Benoni. White says this guys nuts but I really wish I could play f4 right now. Oh well time to start pushing plays d5 and promptly has a heart attack when Black plays b5 Blumenfeld Gambit.
1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 c5 4. d5 b5 for those that want the moves to the narrative.
I do quite well against the Benko gambit, the nimzo-indian on the other hand gives me fits !