I can't believe my eyes... You guys are still busy fighting!
Heyyyyy! Leave those silly guys to fight and challenge me for a game!
tempting, but no, thank you. Just a little advice, if you ever approach a woman or a girl again, don't say heyyyyy! to start with.
1.b4 e5, 2.Bb2 Bxb4, 3.f4 seduces Black to fall into that trap again. But may be black can make THAT a trap for White.