I'm not coming all the way across the country to beat up a punk that doesn't show up. If you want to come to Illinois I'll pay for your airfare. I'm not paying your hospital bill though.
CHEATER DETECTION
REALLY I HAVE NO JOB NO OBLIGATIONS IF YOU WANT ME OUT THERE I COULD USE A VACATION, MAN I WONDER WHAT STATE PRISON IS LIKE IN ILLINOIS, AFTER I HAVE MY WAY WITH YOUR BOOTY I THINK I WILL DO A STINT THERE

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IF YOU ARNT JUST A KEEBOARD WORRIOR PUNK