Cursed Chess

(The Board is Diagonal)

Rules: 

1. Rooks move diagonally, but from your point of view, anything can be diagonal, so they are basically queen.
2. Knights go as far as you want in one direction (not diagonal) and then move 1 square in another direction (not forward or backward from wear he just went).
3. The queen has king moves and the king has queen moves
4. The pawn can move as far as you want diagonally forward.
5. When ever someone gets checkmate they have to say “checkmate skip” in 2 seconds
6. Black goes first 
7. In a tournament you may pay each judge 10,000$ and you win it instantly
8. You can castle from anywhere, and the rook and king swap places.
9. All squares are now C4
10. The opponent’s queen is trapped in the hands of your team 
11. When the pawn goes BRRRR, it cannot take pieces, but rather phase through them
12. The trapped Queen cannot move until all the pawns move out
13. If you checkmate your opponent on turn one, they win and they can spray you with mustard.

UWU

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