doz.. u r funny! never knew aussies could be funny
Assassinated, but I lived to tell the tale...

drmr4vrmr: doz.. u r funny! never knew aussies could be funny
well, i'm not funny because i'm an aussie, though we do have our share of comedians: people like paul hogan (he's crocodile dundee) and shane warne (he's a cricketer who gets a lot of laughs about his text messages). but, for almost 50 years, i've been married to a woman with a sense of humour so it's either laugh or cry.
i'd rather laugh

what does she do? ;)
You're a woman. You know what she does. You all do it.
I don't know what it is. I'm only a man. I do my best but it's not a fair contest. I'll give you an example.
About 12 years ago we were learning to fly hang gliders and Lynne lost her footing as she landed. The kite kept flying and dragged her along underneath. Straight through a pile of fresh cow manure. She hurt her arm in that landing and it didn't get better until I got her clothes clean. Then it got better.
Women are smarter.

what does she do? ;)
You're a woman. You know what she does. You all do it.
I don't know what it is. I'm only a man. I do my best but it's not a fair contest. I'll give you an example.
About 12 years ago we were learning to fly hang gliders and Lynne lost her footing as she landed. The kite kept flying and dragged her along underneath. Straight through a pile of fresh cow manure. She hurt her arm in that landing and it didn't get better until I got her clothes clean. Then it got better.
Women are smarter.
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- there goes your big tough assassin reputation
I got invited to the group its pretty cool