Like Dio calling me sucky isn't valid because he is too.
Chess.com's site is black. Isn't that depressing?

No you're just the old man that everybody knows that has no life.
I don't think a hypocrite can be making opinions, because we all know that you and OP have no lives, and might be alts.
Coping is tough for a teenage kid, but you'll grow out of this gawky stage eventually. Imagining that everyone that calls you out is living in their parents' basement is standard fare for someone of your maturity.
I'm about as far from the OP's outlook and actions as anyone on this site can be.
What's a hypocrite?
someone who doesn't follow their own words or rules
ex) be quiet! *proceeds to yell*