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trysts

So pdela closed his account. Any theories out there? I know most people, like myself for instance, will immediately think "alien abduction". But is there a possibility- don't laugh- that there could be another reason?

Atos

He will be back with a new account in no time.

trysts
Atos wrote:

He will be back with a new account in no time.


Don't you think that depends on whether or not, he can be assimilated into his new alien society?

mirage

I believe he plans to take a short break and then return :)

Atos
trysts wrote:
Atos wrote:

He will be back with a new account in no time.


Don't you think that depends on whether or not, he can be assimilated into his new alien society?


Not really, unless maybe if they forbid the use of Internet to troll, but I doubt that we are so lucky.

-X-

Wow you're very alert. I had no idea he had closed his account.Laughing Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back.

trysts
mirage wrote:

I believe he plans to take a short break and then return :)


I expected that from staff, mirage, as you don't want people to panic. I myself, worry about my womb during the abduction phase. But, since you used the word "believe", the mystery continues...Laughing

trysts
RDR75 wrote:

Wow you're very alert. I had no idea he had closed his account.


I have a cystem for figuring these things outWink

-X-

I've just been in touch with pdela, trysts. He left to try to help you understand how much you need him. He will come back when you realize how lonely you are when he is gone. The fact that you started this thread is a good sign.

pathfinder416

I've decided to copy a random sample of chess.com forum threads and give them to our Psych 101 class as a group project.

trysts
RDR75 wrote:

I've just been in touch with pdela, trysts. He left to try to help you understand how much you need him. He will come back when you realize how lonely you are when he is gone. The fact that you started this thread is a good sign.


Laughing

You may have thought you were speaking to pdela, but deception, and dream-like memories, are the modus operandi of "the visitors". That is well known, even to poverty-stricken squirrels...

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-X-

I do not have any "dreamlike" memories of visting with pdela! Speak for yourself.Cool

 

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trysts
RDR75 wrote:

I do not find visting with pdela at all "dreamlike!" Speak for yourself.


I am quite suspicious of anything regarding this mystery, if it comes from Vatican City, RDR75. Since you can't supress this:

“Aliens Are Our Brothers,” says Vatican

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14959

Hmmm....

trysts
get_lost wrote:

He narrowly lost CPOTM December 2010


I forgot about that! Thanks, get_lost, I believe that's the first real theory on the matter(besides the obvious abduction theory)!Smile

-X-
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:

I do not find visting with pdela at all "dreamlike!" Speak for yourself.


I am quite suspicious of anything regarding this mystery, if it comes from Vatican City, RDR75. Since you can't supress this:

“Aliens Are Our Brothers,” says Vatican

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/14959

Hmmm....

Actually I'm just visiting and doing my best to fit in here.

You're taking the word of "mentalfloss.com" over mine?

pathfinder416

It's important to translate that particular Vatican euphemism into its proper meaning: "Aliens will be indoctrinated like all others."

trysts
RDR75 wrote:

Actually I'm just visiting and doing my best to fit in here.

You're taking the word of "mentalfloss.com" over mine?


I would never take stupid "mental floss" over your word. They just had the best headline for the story. BUT, please don't try to distract me from the mystery at hand, RDR75. It's becoming very apparent that there are forces out there, trying to stop me from getting to the bottom of this mystery...

trysts
pathfinder416 wrote:

It's important to translate that particular Vatican euphemism into its proper meaning: "Aliens will be indoctrinated like all others."


Laughing

-X-
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:

Actually I'm just visiting and doing my best to fit in here.

You're taking the word of "mentalfloss.com" over mine?


I would never take stupid "mental floss" over your word. They just had the best headline for the story. BUT, please don't try to distract me from the mystery at hand, RDR75. It's becoming very apparent that there are forces out there, trying to stop me from getting to the bottom of this mystery...


OK. In the meantime did you have anything you would like me to tell pdela? 

trysts
RDR75 wrote:
trysts wrote:
RDR75 wrote:

Actually I'm just visiting and doing my best to fit in here.

You're taking the word of "mentalfloss.com" over mine?


I would never take stupid "mental floss" over your word. They just had the best headline for the story. BUT, please don't try to distract me from the mystery at hand, RDR75. It's becoming very apparent that there are forces out there, trying to stop me from getting to the bottom of this mystery...


OK. In the meantime did you have anything you would like me to tell pdela? 


Actually, if you're alien, or know some aliens, I would just rather talk to youLaughing