I think he left because we didn't get paired up in the winner gets trysts love tournament.
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Jan 5, 2011
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#43
Very interesting, kacparov... So, the theories now are:
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
Kacparov wrote:
I think he left because we didn't get paired up in the winner gets trysts love tournament.
Winning trysts' love could scar you for life. I suggest you withdraw immediately and leave the site.
I was in touch with pdela again. He insists it was because of a broken heart and nothing else.
Edit: See trysts, even LisaV agrees.
He went mad after seeing his food come alive.
He left in search of why rich left who left in search of why is that squirrel so fat.
So, the theories now are:
-BROKEN HEART
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
-Driven mad by a talking watermelon
-Curiosity got the better of him
Jan 5, 2011
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#49
How is even possible that the theories are getting more bizarre? But this is Chess.com afterall...
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
-Went mad, after the epiphany that what he is eating, was once alive
-Went searching for "Rich", to ask him a question about squirrels
-Virtual heart-break
He can't be dead, because otherwise hewouldn't be able to terminate his account. So I think he faked his own death, to never suffer the shame associated with being a Spanish runner-up.
Jan 5, 2011
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#51
Wow! Okay so, here's what we have, thus far:
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
-Went mad, after the epiphany that what he is eating, was once alive
-Went searching for "Rich", to ask him a question about squirrels
-Virtual heart-break
-Shame
It might have been a talking watermelon. Or it might have been this guy.
Pdela's disaappearance and birds falling from the sky were both mentioned in Revelations. Pretty sure, it signals the end of time.
Jan 5, 2011
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#54
Unbelievable! Okay, here's what's going on:
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
-Went mad, after the epiphany that what he is eating, was once alive
-Went searching for "Rich", to ask him a question about squirrels
-Virtual heart-break
-Shame
-He's fruity
-He read the bible
trysts wrote: -He read the bible
Perhaps he was raptured, although I never would have expected it of the little devil.
Jan 5, 2011
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#56
LisaV wrote:
We should have a vote, like proKnight's CPotM, to see which explanation comes in second.
You should have said you wanted that before, LisaV, so I could miss a few theories
Jan 5, 2011
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#57
OMG! This is getting scary!
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead
-Didn't like the pairings in an imaginary tournament
-Went mad, after the epiphany that what he is eating, was once alive
-Went searching for "Rich", to ask him a question about squirrels
-Virtual heart-break
-Shame
-He's fruity
-He read the bible
-Well...Rapture for Chrissakes!
-He needs attention
My first vote: heartbreak
Second vote: That watermelon got him.
Maybe he got a girlfriend ? (Okay I know this is far out.)
Thanks, Heinze! The theories now are:
-Alien abduction
-Lost CPOTM
-Collective hallucination
-Enjoys probes more than playing chess
-"Strategically disappearance"
-He's dead