ElKitch wrote:
Magnoludofobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, Magnus Carlsen is critically looking at the current position of your game.
Lol...as much as I want a diamond month, this one is perfect!
CONTEST: Caption this Image of Anand & Carlsen
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"You bored too?"
Carlsen: "Soon."
Nov 21, 2013
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#46
"Psst! Golden Boy! This November, I am going to squash you. Just like I squash this zit on my neck!"
I've got my eyes on you... and that championship.
Nov 21, 2013
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#48
Anand: What are all those people doing here?
Carlsen: They're saying the ship hit an iceberg.
Anand to Carlsen: Is Nf1 the correct move?
Carlsen: "Heh, Vishy's playing for a draw again? I hope he gives me more to chew on than that for our match coming up."
Anand: "Is that kid ever going to play some REAL openings or what? I hope he doesn't try to grind me out for 12 long ones like he's doing over there to that poor guy."
"Aha, Cheap Opening Trick number 5,449. That´s heading for Endgame number 14,932, and I´d win it both ways."
I bet Carlsen put that flag in the way on purpose! Nice tactic.
wmgreenjr wrote:
Lol...as much as I want a diamond month, this one is perfect!
If it happens to be the one you can have it. Im already a member.
Hey Carlsen. After this you wanna play a live game on Chess.com?
Rxg2? Francisco fell for another of Carlsen's cheap endgame tricks!
It looks like Chucky is getting himself in time trouble again, but it looks like it'll probably be a draw.
(Yes, I see it's much earlier in the game than that.)
Anand: I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of pawns cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Carlsen: Your powers are waning, old master.
Nov 21, 2013
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#58
"If Norweigan Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen can trust HIS sensitive legs to Nair for Men, perhaps you can, too!"
Carlsen's nerves calm a little bit ahead of the prospect of their meet in November when Anand slyly looks over at him and whispers ...
"Pssst Carlsen, while my opponent is thinking, can you remind me how the horsey piece moves again...?"
Anand: I have mate in 4!
Carlsen: Oh yeah? I can beat mine in 3!