@david isn't @david ??!!

David gone?

We must find him, whatever it takes...July 23 was his last sighting. @david

It's been 3 months. No David, there's only covid

He probably returned to monke.

Probably David is waiting for this thread to die and all of our accounts get closed and this thread gets deleted.

It all makes sense to Sevçı the Rooster.

Living la vida de Davida. No not Ricky 

am I only the one who has realised that if you clean the vacuum cleaner you become the vacuum cleaner.

No you become the vacuum cleaner²

Then you cannot be the best one.   The real best one would know. There can be only one, best one, that is. 

A new broom sweeps clean!

Now that has to really suck

At least we know this @David was detained at the airport

And this David had been teaching and tearing phone books for as long as I remember. 

This David may have been more famous though

Is this thread related to the "where is David" one?

Thou shalt have no other threads before me for I am a jealous thread.  

@David has risen!

WHAT REALLY?

It's a miracle.

His first order of business might be to lock this thread... 

Silence is to only true way to appreciate a mute.  And the only way. 

 His true identity has finally been revealed. The only remaining question now is, where is moon cake?