How come Kaynight's nonsense topics get so much attention?

Because people like you read them and comment on them.

I've never even seen a topic started by kaynight.  

This topic alone gives his topics and him attention. In essence, you create the very thing you dislike.

He seems to post on other peoples' topics much more often than starting his own.

Also, here before this goes viral.

it's because he doesn't get muted often enough and he has permanent insomnia.

Because kaynight is awesome, duh.

Keek.

They are the best topics here.

maybe it's because his wisecracks are so dumb that most members can get them without too much thought.

    So the OP's been here before,  and he's not from Canada. I'm shocked

ah it's yourself! wait a minute! did someone hack my account to type those awful comments about you ?

(S)He's overrated.

Overrated doesn't mean bad. Just saying.

28 comments? WOW!

2 reasons:

1. No one has said more with fewer words.

2. People like you simply cannot NOT post about kaynight.

well, tbh  the op did say post a few comments.

but I heartily agree with reason #1.

"Just sayin'

Yeah... I thought there would be a lot more by now.

Kaynight is kawesome!!