Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

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silvertruck

anyone want to join my club?

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SweepingBishops
Hermione2008 wrote:
varelse1 wrote:

Most useless piece ever?!

You mean more useless than black's LSB in the French????

What is "LSB"?

Light squared bishop

thepenigma
Before you have even started the game, the 'dumbest guy in the galaxy' instantly checkmates his own king.
thepenigma
'Tree' knocks overyour own king.
thepenigma
Heiwhhdhxhshdhdhdhd can only move on the 3838833883834773838383838383838383837483838383838374838383838383928373928373928478383748383378338647383648373738337737373819837281847187473737282837378281727372828477373838377338388328929384758383837474748483838384747647483838374774838838373th turn and when moved, you instantly get checkmated.
Hanibaaal
A pawn that doesn’t move. It is a game where knights only fight unless they open a corridor to the enemy by taking a pawn. Think about it. It is a useless pawn.
Fireking528
TheGreatOogieBoogie wrote:

Also there's a gambit called the retarded pawn gambit:

 

That is the Duras Gambit, a real opening but a trash one.



 

LewisTheCat289043
The stupid queen does nothing can walk forward but once hits other side it will checkmate the persons who had the stupid queen get to the other side will checkmate that players king to be exact and give the other team 4 quarters also cannot be captured and if you don’t move it it’ll make a 3rd person come playing and there won’t be the stupid queens for the 3 of u XD
LewisTheCat289043
Also the player who didn’t move their stupid queen will have a hat that’s tin foil and has writing that says "DUNCE" in red marker LOL
Luinor

the lol: sits in a corner laughing its head off

 

Author_T_Ponder

POEM TITLED:) “Circles” Written by: T. Ponder “The game of Chess swirls whirls, pens poetry feeling blocks like leaves in a straight singular patter. If a circle is a circle while poetics portray a rhythm that flows backward forward toward a poem portrait portrayed something unknown”.

Author_T_Ponder

poem :) “Circles” Written by: T. Ponder “The game of Chess swirls whirls, pens poetry feeling blocks like leaves in a straight singular patter. If a circle is a circle while poetics portray a rhythm that flows backward forward toward a poem portrait portrayed something unknown”

evert823

The placebo: helps you in bad positions - I guess.

 

Chess_Kirby

Stone. it just stands there, taking up the 4 central squares. Can't capture, can't move, doesn't belong to anyone. it's just there, sitting there.

tuoyuan

bomb explodes like this

pawn =explosion place rook=bomb

LewisTheCat289043
The toilet:Before the first move the king sits on it and can never move again
LewisTheCat289043
Optional for the toilet:A magazine so king can’t be checked pinned or anything so basically if both players want the magazine the game goes on forever it’s immortal basically if you wonder how the magazine does this simple 30000000 pages
LewisTheCat289043
Another piece I had in mind is the sonic it just spindashes into opponents and before reading the next part you might be like IM SO GONNA WIN THE GAMES THAT HAS SONICS well when the sonic spindashes in to enemy pieces guess what they regen lol also in order for the sonic to do it you have to move it and also can’t be captured it also comes with a robotnik (cuz u can’t have a sonic the hedgehog without a robotnik and vice versa) and it has to be captured 8 times and also regent after the 20th move of the game but if you don’t capture it 8 times before the 21st move then well it checkmates you and also it causes some damage to the pawns and stuff but not the sonic or the king unless it’s being captured also if you some how do capture the sonic it just loses its rings and picks them back again and moves back to its position before it got captured and also if it was gonna go somewhere then after it picks its rings back up it goes to it, oh and both teams have Sonics and robotniks and whites sonic starts on A3 sry A2 pawn and blacks is the A6 square sry A7 pawn, and before I stop and go play splatoon 2 on the Nintendo switch the white robotnik starts on the H3 Square But is blocked by an extra pawn oh and the robotnik only moves 2 squares in any direction (so it’s most powerful in the mid) and blacks is H6 Blocked by a G6 pawn
UchihaSasuke

The pwn. All it can do is move forward, and every time you don't move it, your opponent gets a new queen that they can put wherever they want.

Taffa64

The Turkey. It just gobbles.