Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!

silvertruck

Francium

Element 87

Decays in 0.000000001 seconds turning the chess board, all the pieces, and the players into plasma.

 

S_Barkey

The joker. The joker can be placed anywhere on the board. It can only move once before it is taken back off the board. It can only be used once for each player per game and can't attack any other pieces.

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

a piece called the joker already exists in bulldog chess

check it out in the chess960 and other variants section

Checkmate_06

A piece named Paap. It can be teleported to capture any piece on the board but It Only works in analysis boards. LOL

Bad_Dobby_Fischer

LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOL

tuoyuan

new piece:Bad_Dobby_Fischer says LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL infinite times takes 4 squares cannot

blueemu

The Emo.

It sits in the corner, sobbing about how unfair the rules of chess are and how all the other pieces hate it. 

Kwolverine04

The Traitor

They start in the center and move like a king. Any time any piece comes near it, it gets killed. Traitors can't be killed by other traitors.

JasonGrace2017

this forum is so stupid I'm unfollowing it

silvertruck

850

how did this get so far?

Malleuck

Yeah. Itwas mildly amusing-- what...feels like 10 years ago ??!!? Geez

JohnHS

The King.

No invention needed.

Hermione2008
varelse1 wrote:

Most useless piece ever?!

You mean more useless than black's LSB in the French????

What is "LSB"?