Invent the new worst/most useless chess piece ever!
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The drunk pawn: you roll a die, and depending on the number, you travel any direction forward.
The Dummy. It cannot be captured and cannot move to any square other than the square it is on and can skip a move by jumping on the same square and can exchane squares with certain special pieces.
The pinyy it can kill only your pieces and placed besides the queen. If any of your opponents pieces capture it the will become immortal and the guest will come
The bruh piece says "bruh" to your opponent when he doesn't accept a draw in a dead drawn position.
Is the king not useless enough? If that’s the case, make a prince to replace it. The prince is unable to move independently but moves each time when another piece moves, going on the square it was on before.
The princess it can move like its mother(the queen) but only to the squares which it can be killed
An addition to the pinyy it protects your opponent from checkmate and checkmates you
Apr 9, 2021
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The idiot: It affects a 3x3 area by making its own color pieces disappear. It only affects your pieces.
The black hole. It swallows everything including the board before the first move is made.
Credit to @Luvrug for inspiration
The centre: whenever a piece of yours enters the center you get checkmated
The prewn. Whenever you move all your pawns turn into pewns
bigfoot wherever it moves it eats the nearest piece
The Queen inverter: When your queen checkmates the enemy king the sides switch and you lose the game.
The king's servant. It follows the king and occupies 1 square. Completely useless, disturbs other pieces and slows down the developement also prohibiting the kingside castling. It can't take but it can be taken
The traffic light for bishops. Stays between e4 and d5 and regulates big diagonal bishops movement. Turns red and green every 30 seconds and sometimes turns yellow for no reason. If a bishop crosses in red the game is automatically lost
The resigner. If you don't touch it before you make a move, you automatically resign.
The SNEAKY SNAKE: It is a spirit that migrates randomly from piece to piece each move. If it catches you looking away from the board, it will move whatever piece it is in at the moment to a different square.. It magically changes the recorded score to support the new position so that no claim can be made against it.