General Camter's Amazing Peroil TM
Scientifically formulated and picked from carefully selected Roadsides all around Australia, this is a unique blend of Emu, Goanna, Kangaroo, Wombat, Koala and Dugong oils and fats.
This preparation cures or relieves Rheumatism, Colds, Flu, Consumption, Burns, (and including Sunburn, Rash, and BBQ mishaps), Kidney Stones, inadvertant Over_Indulgence in Alcohol, Perodontal Disease, Stress, Exercise Injuries, Corns, Tinea ...... etcetera, etcetera
Farm Machinery, Squeaking Gates, Jammed Keys and Locks, Rusted Tools will all benefit from this embrocation from the bountiful supply of nature's gifts of beauty rich and rare, on and off the highways of this nation girt by sea.
Use only as directed and if symptoms persist, consult your health professional,
Don't rub it in!