What is it with all those people...

oinquarki
sapientdust wrote:

Very nice. Maybe Chess.com could set up a template so that people can just use the template to submit a post about one of the standard complaints.

The titles of the posts could just be:

a="say gg", r="gloat", n="arrogant and rude"
a="not resign", r="draw out lost position", n="annoying"
...

And then we could just scan the forum post titles and not have to open the threads.


http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/simplifying-the-question-of-fischer-and-kasparov

Conflagration_Planet

There once was a fellow named Bart, who awoke with a terrible start, for down by his rump was a humongous clump of what should have just been a f !         

sapientdust
--a wrote:

I filled out a help and support ticket on this.  They told me to clear my cookies and restart my browser.


If that doesn't work, restart your computer. The chess.com support system also needs these templates. 1 and 2 are the standard responses to about 90% of support issues, where 1='clear your cookies and restart your browser' and 2='restart your computer', but it would obviously be much more efficient if they could just reply with a number rather than having to copy/paste their standard boilerplate.

George1st
Steinar wrote:

This topic may not be appropriate for the forums, maybe you should contact staff directly about this one.


Are you serious?

I sincerely hope you were just playing around.

: )

George1st

Chess or math, unfortunatly, bad at both...lolz

trouty11
cabadenwurt wrote:

Well what has been happening in this thread reminds me of a " roundabout story " ( and being a older fellow I like to tell stories ) or perhaps may instead be a question of degree. Once upon a time the USA held a Federal election after which George Bush Junior became President while a lot of people were busy examining some hanging chads. Around the same time a Federal election was also held here in Canada and in one of the Provinces near the State of Maine a problem also arose. At a small polling station that served just 2 polls one of the male voters became very upset for some reason. The enraged voter next proceeded to grab both of the locked ballot boxes that held the votes and then walked across the road to the edge of the adjacent Sewage farm hurling the boxes as far as he could into one of the lagoons. At this point I might note that some of what I've read here reminds me of that Sewage farm ( no not in relation to the ballot boxes  lol ). Perhaps what we have here is a Odorous Simile ? Hmmmmm           


 ihow long ago was thiese elections?

cabadenwurt

On the inquiry as to the date of my previous story, I'm guessing the latter part of 2009 or perhaps the Spring of 2010 for the Canadian election.

And to the Gentleman who says that this is Chess not Math I must mention that this is the OFF-TOPIC Forum so you will encounter a very wide variety of topics here.

Goatllama
brownyyyyy wrote:

THIS IS CHESS NOT MATH


That was symbolic logic, you n.

B_Cuzican

There once was a tutor of flute,

Who taught two young tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it easier to toot, or

Tutor two young toots on the flute?"

B_Cuzican

Peoples should read titles to forum'

But TROLLS will often ignore 'um

'Cause pancakes and waffles

Make people act awful,

And other posters lose their decorum!

TheGrobe

Why did oinquarki z?  I sure hope it wasn't becase of y.  I wish he'd come back so we could all r.

eddysallin
oinquarki wrote:

What is it with all those people who do action a? The only possible reason people a is r. r is ridiculous, therefore people to whom r applies are all n. I, for one, do not a. In fact, I don't see how anyone can be such an n as to r enough to a. I think that something oughta be done about all of these aing ns, as they are completely messing up everything. Of course, because I think a is wrong, then so does everyone else, and I shall therefore receive sympathy and my logic must be flawless.

Please post my your opinions.

 I am interested in what u smoke .Need a little something to clear up confusion and enter the world of perfect thought....wow,look at those colors. This  perfection has made me hungry.

winerkleiner
TheGrobe wrote:

Why did oinquarki z?  I sure hope it wasn't becase of y.  I wish he'd come back so we could all r.

He was one of a kind. 

George1st

I still have no idea what it means....lol

waffllemaster
oinquarki wrote:

What is it with all those people who do action a? The only possible reason people a is r. r is ridiculous, therefore people to whom r applies are all n. I, for one, do not a. In fact, I don't see how anyone can be such an n as to r enough to a. I think that something oughta be done about all of these aing ns, as they are completely messing up everything. Of course, because I think a is wrong, then so does everyone else, and I shall therefore receive sympathy and my logic must be flawless.

Please post my your opinions.

Where was I a year ago?  How did I miss this, very funny and still true today! Laughing

Elubas

He's a smart kid, I must say.

Conflagration_Planet

Where has he been for a year? Did he out grow this site?

Conflagration_Planet

His old account's still open.

blackrabbitto

A Grandmaster came to our club

At the back of O’Flaherty’s pub

His first move was b4

He sat down on the floor

And recited “Three Men In A Tub”

 
astronomer999

And his bishop was soon to be open

While he sat  on the floor simply moping

A lass came in later

So we warned her he'll mate her

But she laughed and said "That's what I'm hoping"