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Conflagration_Planet

Dec 8, 2011

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#21

There once was a fellow named Bart, who awoke with a terrible start, for down by his rump was a humongous clump of what should have just been a f !

sapientdust

Dec 8, 2011

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#22

--a wrote:

I filled out a help and support ticket on this. They told me to clear my cookies and restart my browser.

If that doesn't work, restart your computer. The chess.com support system also needs these templates. 1 and 2 are the standard responses to about 90% of support issues, where 1='clear your cookies and restart your browser' and 2='restart your computer', but it would obviously be much more efficient if they could just reply with a number rather than having to copy/paste their standard boilerplate.

George1st

Dec 8, 2011

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#23

Steinar wrote:

This topic may not be appropriate for the forums, maybe you should contact staff directly about this one.

Are you serious?

I sincerely hope you were just playing around.

: )

George1st

Dec 9, 2011

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#24

Chess or math, unfortunatly, bad at both...lolz

trouty11

Dec 9, 2011

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#25

cabadenwurt wrote:

Well what has been happening in this thread reminds me of a " roundabout story " ( and being a older fellow I like to tell stories ) or perhaps may instead be a question of degree. Once upon a time the USA held a Federal election after which George Bush Junior became President while a lot of people were busy examining some hanging chads. Around the same time a Federal election was also held here in Canada and in one of the Provinces near the State of Maine a problem also arose. At a small polling station that served just 2 polls one of the male voters became very upset for some reason. The enraged voter next proceeded to grab both of the locked ballot boxes that held the votes and then walked across the road to the edge of the adjacent Sewage farm hurling the boxes as far as he could into one of the lagoons. At this point I might note that some of what I've read here reminds me of that Sewage farm ( no not in relation to the ballot boxes lol ). Perhaps what we have here is a Odorous Simile ? Hmmmmm

ihow long ago was thiese elections?

cabadenwurt

Dec 9, 2011

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#26

On the inquiry as to the date of my previous story, I'm guessing the latter part of 2009 or perhaps the Spring of 2010 for the Canadian election.

And to the Gentleman who says that this is Chess not Math I must mention that this is the OFF-TOPIC Forum so you will encounter a very wide variety of topics here.

Goatllama

Dec 9, 2011

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#27

brownyyyyy wrote:

THIS IS CHESS NOT MATH

That was symbolic logic, you n.

B_Cuzican

Dec 9, 2011

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#28

There once was a tutor of flute,

Who taught two young tooters to toot.

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it easier to toot, or

Tutor two young toots on the flute?"

B_Cuzican

Dec 9, 2011

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#29

Peoples should read titles to forum'

But TROLLS will often ignore 'um

'Cause pancakes and waffles

Make people act awful,

And other posters lose their decorum!

TheGrobe

Jan 23, 2013

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#30

Why did oinquarki z? I sure hope it wasn't becase of y. I wish he'd come back so we could all r.

eddysallin

Jan 23, 2013

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#31

oinquarki wrote:

What is it with all those people who do action a? The only possible reason people a is r. r is ridiculous, therefore people to whom r applies are all n. I, for one, do not a. In fact, I don't see how anyone can be such an n as to r enough to a. I think that something oughta be done about all of these aing ns, as they are completely messing up everything. Of course, because I think a is wrong, then so does everyone else, and I shall therefore receive sympathy and my logic must be flawless.

Please post my your opinions.

I am interested in what u smoke .Need a little something to clear up confusion and enter the world of perfect thought....wow,look at those colors. This perfection has made me hungry.

winerkleiner

Jan 23, 2013

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#32

TheGrobe wrote:

Why did oinquarki z? I sure hope it wasn't becase of y. I wish he'd come back so we could all r.

He was one of a kind.

George1st

Jan 23, 2013

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#33

I still have no idea what it means....lol

waffllemaster

Jan 23, 2013

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#34

oinquarki wrote:

What is it with all those people who do action a? The only possible reason people a is r. r is ridiculous, therefore people to whom r applies are all n. I, for one, do not a. In fact, I don't see how anyone can be such an n as to r enough to a. I think that something oughta be done about all of these aing ns, as they are completely messing up everything. Of course, because I think a is wrong, then so does everyone else, and I shall therefore receive sympathy and my logic must be flawless.

Please post my your opinions.

Where was I a year ago? How did I miss this, very funny and still true today!

Elubas

Jan 23, 2013

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#35

He's a smart kid, I must say.

Conflagration_Planet

Jan 23, 2013

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#36

Where has he been for a year? Did he out grow this site?

Conflagration_Planet

Jan 23, 2013

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#37

His old account's still open.

blackrabbitto

Jan 23, 2013

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#38

A Grandmaster came to our club

At the back of O’Flaherty’s pub

His first move was b4

He sat down on the floor

And recited “Three Men In A Tub”

astronomer999

Jan 23, 2013

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#39

And his bishop was soon to be open

While he sat on the floor simply moping

A lass came in later

So we warned her he'll mate her

But she laughed and said "That's what I'm hoping"

blackrabbitto

Jan 23, 2013

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#40

“That Sheila, she looks a bit crook, mate”

“I’d much rather read a good book, mate”

Cried an erudite passing kibitzer.

“Lend her granny’s shawl if it fits her”.

“Watch out, or he’ll take your rook, mate!”