"Giraffe"

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Illbtu
Arrrggghhh Yow rough enough-a to try dah Giraffe-a? meh
'Cause half-n-half aint not enough...ahahahaaa nervous 
Dring Dring... Try to win zhis zing 4 the ride might be bumpier zhan you would z-think wink 
Qxa2Brute

Do you have to play your c2 Bishop to b1? Then you put the d1 Bishop to e2. Then the white King can play to c2 and eventually get behind the g and h pawns making at least one of them unstoppable.

Illbtu
Or-a try-a dha Lamp of Aladin-a az you-a have-a rubbed-it and a genii has-a popped-a up-a like-a dark-a black-a-bishop-a Woahhhaaaahaaaaa evil 

 

Illbtu
Qxa2Brute wrote:

Do you have to play your c2 Bishop to b1? 

Only-a dah spirit of the riddle-master-a may ask-a questions-a huh? So only answers and no questions-a but the one for yourself-a-hahaaaaha ?grin? 👈👈👈Do you like the ear rings?wink? 👈

sotrizo9

THIS IS CONFUSING

sotrizo9

I HATE THE EAR RINGS

Illbtu
sotrizo9 wrote:

I HATE THE EAR RINGS 👈👈👈The earrings will ONLY-a come off'ah when the caps-lock-ah is BLOCKED! ?tongue?

Illbtu
sotrizo9 wrote:

THIS IS CONFUSING

- "Confusion is the first step towards enlightenment-a." 

Confucius-ah? Ring-a-bell-a? First he was called "Confused" later he was called "Confucius".  And-a so could-a YOU! YOU? ... YES-a! YOU! ?happy? 

zone_chess

Uhm, Bd1 to Be2 and walk the king behind your own pawns to bring them up?

Illbtu
zone_chess wrote:

Uhm, Bd1 to Be2 and walk the king behind your own pawns to bring them up?

Someone-a stole-zdah ear-ring of-zah "Riddle Master" again... it is-a 36 px and has-a orange color-o. Rumor-eh goes-a like zthis-a:

-"Who'sdah "Orange" who comes from dza land of Orange that stole-dah-ring of orange?" Well-eh?...mh meh     

SaiFi_44

I AM THE Elephant

Illbtu
SaiFi_44 wrote:

I AM THE Elephant

Of course-oh! you mean dah Bishop-ah! Noh?? meh... Yeees!! Zih Bishopah! Hahahaha... grin

sotrizo9

THIS SHOULD JUST STOP

 

ToastedSpud90
Cheese
ELfranko0

Dhjs

Illbtu
sotrizo9 wrote:

THIS SHOULD JUST STOP

yES-AH, IT HAS TO STOP-AH. i MEAN THIS-AH... CAPSLOCKS-SYNDROM-EH. iT IS A GRAVE-EH SICKNESS-AH THAT HAS GONE VIRAL. wHY-RAL... wHY?cry? RALLLL.... now i CANT STOPAH...?cry? AHHHAAHHAAAA ?cry?

ZephyrThePhantomCat

I’m confused.com. Actually, no. Just confused. No, no, I think I’m Confucius. Or maybe I’m a chess-cat?

Illbtu
ZephyrThePhantomCat wrote:

I’m confused.com. Actually, no. Just confused. No, no, I think I’m Confucius. Or maybe I’m a chess-cat?

Zthis is-ah zdah realm of confusion-eh. meh The nature of our world. We are ALL confused and zerefore WE are ALL Confuciusesz. surprise

Look-eh, some body's cat is somebody's pussy. Very confusing YES, YES however curiosity-oh does not kill a cat, unless that pussy-eh has died 8 times-eh. Do YOU understand-eh? So unless you have some "life"s left you better beware, right?meh 'Cause,  My-a nickname iz "Curiosity"eh! HEEHEEHEEEE evil  I mean hehehe... nervous 

DaemonFAF

Image?

Illbtu

So many... many many... many time unites gone by-oh, so many bright minds-eh, yet no-one'zoh has yet tried to ride the Giraffe-eh? No-one-oh to rub the lantern-oh? That Genii at the top of the lampo is laughing at chess.com-zohs? Noone-eh dare-eh tooo stop him-eh? meh Do something-eh! Ok? tear