"Giraffe"

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Arrrggghhh Yow rough enough-a to try dah Giraffe-a? meh
'Cause half-n-half aint not enough...ahahahaaa nervous 
Dring Dring... Try to win zhis zing 4 the ride might be bumpier zhan you would z-think wink 
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Or-a try-a dha Lamp of Aladin-a az you-a have-a rubbed-it and a genii has-a popped-a up-a like-a dark-a black-a-bishop-a Woahhhaaaahaaaaa evil 

 

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Qxa2Brute wrote:

Do you have to play your c2 Bishop to b1? 

Only-a dah spirit of the riddle-master-a may ask-a questions-a huh? So only answers and no questions-a but the one for yourself-a-hahaaaaha ?grin? 👈👈👈Do you like the ear rings?wink? 👈

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THIS IS CONFUSING

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I HATE THE EAR RINGS

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sotrizo9 wrote:

I HATE THE EAR RINGS 👈👈👈The earrings will ONLY-a come off'ah when the caps-lock-ah is BLOCKED! ?tongue?

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sotrizo9 wrote:

THIS IS CONFUSING

- "Confusion is the first step towards enlightenment-a." 

Confucius-ah? Ring-a-bell-a? First he was called "Confused" later he was called "Confucius".  And-a so could-a YOU! YOU? ... YES-a! YOU! ?happy? 

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Uhm, Bd1 to Be2 and walk the king behind your own pawns to bring them up?

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zone_chess wrote:

Uhm, Bd1 to Be2 and walk the king behind your own pawns to bring them up?

Someone-a stole-zdah ear-ring of-zah "Riddle Master" again... it is-a 36 px and has-a orange color-o. Rumor-eh goes-a like zthis-a:

-"Who'sdah "Orange" who comes from dza land of Orange that stole-dah-ring of orange?" Well-eh?...mh meh     

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I AM THE Elephant

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SaiFi_44 wrote:

I AM THE Elephant

Of course-oh! you mean dah Bishop-ah! Noh?? meh... Yeees!! Zih Bishopah! Hahahaha... grin

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THIS SHOULD JUST STOP

 

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Cheese
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Dhjs

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sotrizo9 wrote:

THIS SHOULD JUST STOP

yES-AH, IT HAS TO STOP-AH. i MEAN THIS-AH... CAPSLOCKS-SYNDROM-EH. iT IS A GRAVE-EH SICKNESS-AH THAT HAS GONE VIRAL. wHY-RAL... wHY?cry? RALLLL.... now i CANT STOPAH...?cry? AHHHAAHHAAAA ?cry?

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I’m confused.com. Actually, no. Just confused. No, no, I think I’m Confucius. Or maybe I’m a chess-cat?

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ZephyrThePhantomCat wrote:

I’m confused.com. Actually, no. Just confused. No, no, I think I’m Confucius. Or maybe I’m a chess-cat?

Zthis is-ah zdah realm of confusion-eh. meh The nature of our world. We are ALL confused and zerefore WE are ALL Confuciusesz. surprise

Look-eh, some body's cat is somebody's pussy. Very confusing YES, YES however curiosity-oh does not kill a cat, unless that pussy-eh has died 8 times-eh. Do YOU understand-eh? So unless you have some "life"s left you better beware, right?meh 'Cause,  My-a nickname iz "Curiosity"eh! HEEHEEHEEEE evil  I mean hehehe... nervous 

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Image?

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So many... many many... many time unites gone by-oh, so many bright minds-eh, yet no-one'zoh has yet tried to ride the Giraffe-eh? No-one-oh to rub the lantern-oh? That Genii at the top of the lampo is laughing at chess.com-zohs? Noone-eh dare-eh tooo stop him-eh? meh Do something-eh! Ok? tear  

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You lazy, lazy people-oh...  I must make riddles and solve zthem myself-eh... what is xthis world-eh becoming 2... Arghhhhh angry