best advice how to play trash
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Look at 100 rated player games.Play like that.In hyper bullet.While being drunk.Blunder everything.
Move only one pawn (A2) till you can't move it anymore or it is taken. Then B2 and do the same. Rinse, repeat. Might be fun.
Jul 18, 2023
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#5
1. Don’t control the center. Don’t try to control anything. 2. Don’t develop your pieces. Leave them in their original spots. 3. Don’t protect your king. Charge your king at your opponent to show his bravery.
Start with fool's mate
Jul 18, 2023
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#7
@DejarikDreams.. yeah but which pawn should the OP move to get his king out for a charge?
1. Play Bongcloud. 2. Hang a checkmate. 3. If the opponent doesn't see it, hang all your pieces.
4. March your king into the enemy territory
Jul 18, 2023
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#9
TheMadDrummer99 wrote:
@DejarikDreams.. yeah but which pawn should the OP move to get his king out for a charge?
Any of the three pawns in front of the king and moved one space should do.
Edit: The best choice is probably the king’s bishop pawn.
All moves except the first moves are king moves
Jul 19, 2023
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#14
ttcentennial wrote:
Move night out then put it back on its original spot
Yes. I considered adding 4. Move the same piece over and over.
Bongcloud resignation.
Jul 19, 2023
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#16
Only move your pawns until the Dont exist, move your a and h pawns to develop the rooks when ready, make drastic pawn trades in the center while your king hasn’t castled and don’t review your games, remember, you’re not trying to learn from your mistakes
Jul 19, 2023
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#17
Oh, and create a pawn storm at the enemy king with the pawns near YOUR king (if its castles its destined to fail which is exactly what we need!!)
Just watch me play and you will see im horrible
always play this
Study, learn, and apply opening principles. Making sure you check thoroughly every possible move, and to completion, solve tons and tons of puzzles. Do analysis on every game. Go back and restudy past games. Study middle and ends games. As you progress, hire a coach and spend hundreds/thousands of dollars learning. Years later when you are very good/excellent, you will better understand what good moves are. Then you will be better able to spot and play trash moves, with less good move errors.
Good luck.
what is the actully best advice to play in the worst way?