Slip a note to the Pro player. " I hold your cat hostage."
how do you beat a pro at chess???
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Mar 28, 2020
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bong711 wrote:
Slip a note to the Pro player. " I hold your cat hostage."
Or "I know what you did last summer".
I love all these replies
Mar 31, 2020
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#25
A 1600 can TRAINED a few months before an expected game with a 2000 under an expert coach. He stop playing for a while in order his rise in chess skills won't reflect in his ratings. When the day comes he plays a 2000, he has better fighting chance.
Caesar49bc wrote:
I recommend having the pro use carved beets. Then when he's not looking, eat his queen, then say you have no idea where his queen went. Repeat for other pieces as needed.
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what is a "pro"? master or above in skill?
Apr 2, 2020
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ponz111 wrote:
what is a "pro"? master or above in skill?
No, a total pro
and what is a "total pro"?
HorsesGalore wrote:
people are always looking for short cuts. you have only played 20 games since you joined this web site 2+ months ago. That is hardly any games at all. Do you know all the rules of the game yet, including the special pawn capture called en passant and how to castle on both sides of the Board ? You first must master the rules before you can progress.
You are yet to feel the sledgehammer come down from a 1200 player, let alone a 2200 player. Do you think you can tell the difference ?........probabaly not.
Play another 1,000 games and then ask the question again.
Thats true
how to pro?
hey there
get him on LSD and steal his pieces while he wanders around saying unicorns are in his toilet
it took me going down 700+ point in the beginning (5-6 months ago) to get to where i am at my current blitz rating. my improvement was fast because i study chess 3-4 hours a day...
Apr 8, 2020
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#36
Research the bongcloud opening. It's a very reclusive opening that leads to a great middlegame.
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get really fast at puzzle rush then challenge a pro to 1/0 chess - you will have a fair chance of skanking a win off them with that skillset
Don't play chess against a chess pro... play chess against your golf pro!