Lost in 8 moves

I once beat a 2000+ player in nine moves, in an OTB tournament game.
Gibeau (three times champion of France) once lost in four moves.

Thanks man. Embarrassingly, I never even saw it coming. I was defending other moves and, well... I'm a noob, I know it, but still I should have seen that.

I just lost a game in 8 moves. Not bragging. Just sorta humiliated and need to share my pain.
Well that means any loss after 8 moves is an improvement!!!! The sky is the limit!!
Enjoy the journey!

I have won untold games from this position which occurs after e4 c5 Nf3 d6 c3 Bg4 d4 cxd4 cxd4 Nc6.....after d5! Ne5?? Nxe5!! Bxd1 then comes the suckerpunch Bb5+!.....it then continues Qd7 Bxd7 Kd8 Nxf7+ Kxd7 Kxd1 and the rook on h8 goes
I just lost a game in 8 moves. Not bragging. Just sorta humiliated and need to share my pain.