Something I've learned from Martin

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It's no secret that a lot of chess players have negative reactions when they realize they hung a piece, hung mate, or any other type of blunder possible in the game of chess. But Martin's different. Even in a dead lost position, Martin always keeps a smile on his face and will sometimes compliment the player for making good moves. Even in positions like this:

You could a learn a thing or two from Martin on how to be a truly happy chess player.

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looooooooooooool can’t stop laughing

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Also I thought that you meant the moderator Martin loool

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Martin also has no soul, and is tortured into playing chess, so it makes sense why he had no real emotions.

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ShadowCellen wrote:

Also I thought that you meant the moderator Martin loool

That would've been even funnier tbh

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XDDD

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What lessons would you have learned from moderator Martin?

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Marcyful wrote:

What lessons would you have learned from moderator Martin?

He likes to be called evil

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ShadowCellen wrote:
Marcyful wrote:

What lessons would you have learned from moderator Martin?

He likes to be called evil

Hmmmm...

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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/definitive-proof-martin-hacks-my-wifi-as-soon-as-im-about-to-hit-a-milestone Check this

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This guy found that Martin is evil

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Hilarious post as expected when Viznik is the OP.

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To be honest, most of the bots seem to be staring into my soul. :l

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Link4000 wrote:

To be honest, most of the bots seem to be staring into my soul. :l

I find that especially prevalent in Nelson. Unlike Martin's wholesome smile, Nelson's gives me the creeps.

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Just... look at it

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Marcyful wrote:

 

Just... look at it

Can’t see anything…

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ShadowCellen wrote:
Marcyful wrote:

 

Just... look at it

Can’t see anything…

It's fixed now

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That's what I mean! You get it!

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Marcyful wrote:

 

Just... look at it

Creepy…

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It's like he gets this sinister joy out of spamming early queen attacks and salivating at the idea of winning in 5 moves or less.