the way to play Ohio chess


If you capture the king, Elmo and friends pop out of the square and are looking to destroy all dimensions *laughs maniacally*...I mean pieces...destroy all pieces...*coughs awkwardly*

elmo becomes the final boss and you are forced to fight him. if you lose you die. if you win you have to lockpick his head with a piano key in 0.4 seconds or you die, once that is done the game continues. you are allowed to summon squares to put pieces on, they do not have to follow the laws of physics.

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Even Capture your own pieces XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

elmo becomes the final boss and you are forced to fight him. if you lose you die. if you win you have to lockpick his head with a piano key in 0.4 seconds or you die, once that is done the game continues. you are allowed to summon squares to put pieces on, they do not have to follow the laws of physics.
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If you capture the king, Elmo and friends pop out of the square and are looking to destroy all dimensions *laughs maniacally*...I mean pieces...destroy all pieces...*coughs awkwardly*
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Playing Ohio chess is almost like an esport, in that you always feel like you lose until you win. The best openings are the Bongcloud attack, the toad's gambit, and the knight fork exception defense. Alternatively, you can counter these with the commando gambit, the golf opening, and other wild moves like summon chessatron. You should also use the ea store often for extra plants, but be careful, as each plant costs 5 dollars. In order to win, you must promote 20 pawns to amazons or put your opponent at gunpoint out of playing for too long. There are also hidden trap tiles, like the uno reverse card, the red spring, and the forknight. Also always make sure to spam the king laughing emote to give a morale boost to your broken doors. The best strategy is the Metal sonic tension alternative. This usually starts as the Bongcloud, but after rolling the dice and rolling something below 3, you then move the queen to the back of the board and promote it to a duck, which will force your oponent to sacrifice their queen. You then build a mega chessatron to end the game in checkmate. If you roll higher than a 3, then call your local retail store and upgrade your viking to a berzerker. Once that is done, your queen will become metal sonic from sonic cd and will proceed to shoot a laser at the enemy king, giving you instant win. That is all the info I can give you on ohio chess deluxe.
I spent all that time to make that tutorial and no one read it. how sad

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Bro really referred to monopoly 💀💀💀💀 lmao
this is ohio 💀💀💀💀💀💀 lmao

In this competitive game, we can see that I successfully managed to successfully build a mega chessatron successfully. In this game, It is apparent that I will likely win, but my opponent could still win after he declared a Pokemon cards coin flip. He called for heads and I called for tails and we got a draw. In case of a draw, both players play a best of 1 rock paper scissors. In case of another draw, they must play a game of plants vs zombies heroes against each other. In case of yet another draw, they play a game of golf. In case of another draw, they must play tf2 2fort capture the flag. In case of yet another draw, they must play Ohio chess.