1,000 reasons why you didn’t win the game

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How many reasons can you come up with to explain how you didn’t win the game (try to at least get ten reasons)
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1 bc u dum

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2. Ur opponent is magnus carlsen

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3. U were playing Blitz against Hikaru

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4. Network issue

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5. Skill Issue

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6. Your mouse slipped just like your grades at school

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A burglar killed you and stole your phone
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Guys join this club: The ATV Club!

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Your science homework ate you

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10. You were listening to my fave kpop songs of all time (1. Blue blood - ive
2. Golden - kpdh/ HUNTR/X
3. Seesaw - Twice
4. WISL -kpdh/ HUNTR/X
5. GWBG - Itzy) and got swayed by it and accidentally blundered your queen and then got checkmated in the next move.
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11. You blunder a passed pawn

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2. You've opened up a passed for ur opponent

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*bonus: you had been 5 pawns up bfore u opened up it (the pawn is 2 square from promoting)

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*squares

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#12 NOOOOOO
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*12 (my letters have gone somewhere)

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you crash into the police who arrest you