10 ways to win every chess game you play

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1. Play against someone who doesn’t know how to play the game.
2. Make up your own rules that only benefit you.
3. Pepper Spray your opponent before the game starts so they can’t see the board.
4. When your opponent takes one of your pieces, give them 20 bucks and say nothing happened.
5. Give yourself 10 queens at the beginning of the game.
6. Use stockfish.
7. Threaten your opponent when they make good moves.
8. Scream as loud as you can during your opponent’s turn so they can’t focus.
9. Point somewhere random and say “LOOK AT THAT”. When your opponent looks, take away a few of their pieces.
10. Break their hands so they can’t move their own pieces.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE, AND I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY LAWSUITS YOU ENCOUNTER.
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Why don’t I have any friends guys?
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中你
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I will add u

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Also, don't forget to flip the board when you are losing

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TaterBoy37 napisał:
Why don’t I have any friends guys?

Ima add you if you want

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It was a joke about me using these tactics, but thank you for commenting. This is my first forum post.
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Oh ok