Skeleize wrote:
Resign in a winning position
-that would go in 1001-2000 worst things to do while playing chess.
100 funny things to do on chess
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I mean 32
Then 31
32.Eat his king with your king
33-35:Say checkmate when check others.Say''you lose!''when YOU lose.Stand like a frog on your chair while playing.
36-40:Kiss your queen.Throw your underwear in his face and cheat.Hide a computer under the table so you can look at the computer.Make your chessboard invisibile.Dance while playing.
More?
41-45:Poop on the chessboard.Make a trap so you can cheat.Put the chessboard on your oppoenent's head.Make a snake eat your oppoenent.Say:''You MUST resign!''
41. drink hot chocolate and spill it on the chess board when your winning and on your opponent
42. use the chess board to cut meat in the middle of the game
48 throw a pancake at your opponent get a camera smile saying *cheese* and throw the chess pieces and cheese at your opponent and take a photo and post it on instagram
49. get a chainsaw and saw your opponents king in half and say "you didn't resign" so i will kill your king
50. if you were play white and loosing get paint and paint your pieces black
hmmm secretly make your opponents pieces be chocolate so that you say LOOK your opponent will look and you will eat there king and your opponent will never find it
52.ask your friend to play a game and give up your pieces and get checkmated and start screaming "i won" and throw a cake at your opponents face and let you cake loving dog run after your friend and scream "we were playing suicide chess STUPID" and you giant dogs attacks your friend
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53. while playing a 3 minute game pour gooey sticky stick on your opponents pieces and win on time
well thats a bit harsh why don't you think of somthing
55.Say''blah blah blah''when you want to resign
with your mouth